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And you, too, may walk into an adult sex shop and see your dong for sale ( Read more... )

My fan club has awoken me from my slumber and commented the following on my previous entry ( Read more... )

• The Andy Milonakis Show is awesome.  If by some random chance God hates you and didn't give you a sense of humor, only than, may you not like it.  Otherwise you are clinically retarded and/or gay.
  
  
• Bananas should NOT be eaten warm, odd numbers are the work of Beelzebub, and I probably should not sit in front of the lady who orgasms in class every ( Read more... )

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I have a new drunken, 45 year old, clinically obese sworn enemy!

More details tomorrow!

... If I make it 'til than...

... I really, really do. Especially when I'm working out and not only can't hear myself think, but can't even hear my music that I'm blasting at full volume on my MP3 Player. I made sure to let some of the bellowing heathens at the Rec Center know this today as well ( Read more... )

A&P II Report Part 2 ( Read more... )

So I'm really thinkin about doing another show around October 1st... One that's semi "tested."  It's lightweight class is much more reasonably attainable, so I may still be able to keep my wits and senses as I take my load of classes and cut for the show.  Here's a few more pics I doug up from last Saturday... Took em in between pre judging and the ( Read more... )