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[dothefusion]

Okay Discedo, or whatever you're called. This is really important, so listen up.

I need to know who I can hit on. So if all you guys out there could tell me which girls -sixteen to twenty years old- are un-mackable it'd be really nice

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[skybound_love]

...Mack?

[dothefusion]

Yeah, pick up. Mack on. You know.

[skybound_love]

You mean romancing women? Love?

[dothefusion]

Ummmmmm, sure. Not that serious, but yeah, same difference.

[Voice]

[dothefusion]

Oh! Hey, you don't have to call me "Mister," Gohan. I'm not old or anything.

And um...mack means to flirt with someone! Like if a handsome guy like myself sees a pretty girl and wants to go out on a date with her, I talk to her a different way than I talk to other people and she gets all hot and bothered and goes out with me!

Voice;

[dothefusion]

You don't get it? Ummm...I'm not sure how else to put it...

It's like when M-your mom and dad kiss and stuff! But not as serious.

[bluebk]

AH HA HA HA HA! Good luck with that!

Last time I tried something like this, all that happened was a bunch of trouble.

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[dothefusion]

Oh. Maybe because you're dressed up like a clown? I know some chicks are kind of turned off by that, so you gotta be careful man.

[bluebk]

I AM NOT A CLOWN!

IT IS NIGHTMAREN!! I AM A NIGHTMAREN! I AM THE BEST THERE IS!!!

["Wizeman, help me with these idiots, please."]

[dothefusion]

Whoa man, chill out. Maybe they're scared off because you get touchy about looking like a clown.

[turtletea]

Y-You're kidding, right?

[dothefusion]

No way, I'm serious! Some people here are crazy, I don't wanna get killed for flirting with the wrong girl!

[turtletea]

...Have you flirted with anyone, yet?

[dothefusion]

What, here? A little bit, yeah. Which is why I decided to make this list! Good idea, right?

[where's my omfg icon...]

[hope4afuture]

Mack?

So, who will cook?

[dothefusion]

Yeah, mack!

Um, well I can make fires and stuff. I dunno, I was just gonna go from there.

[hope4afuture]

Don't know what it is..but I can make a pretty good guess.

We can fry it on a stick over the fire I guess.

[dothefusion]

That'll work! But we'll need a lot of sticks, because I am really, really hungry. And if all four of us are gonna do that...you think we should leave some cows for later?

Oh, and uh, Trunks...um, this is...kind of a weird thing to say, but...well, I mean they didn't tell us a lot about you, and I was...I mean, just kind of curious, if you wanna tell me about yourself. Which you don't have to! I know it was kind of bad, but I never really...Uh....