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[dothefusion]

Okay Discedo, or whatever you're called. This is really important, so listen up.

I need to know who I can hit on. So if all you guys out there could tell me which girls -sixteen to twenty years old- are un-mackable it'd be really nice

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[turtletea]

Y-You're kidding, right?

[dothefusion]

No way, I'm serious! Some people here are crazy, I don't wanna get killed for flirting with the wrong girl!

[turtletea]

...Have you flirted with anyone, yet?

[dothefusion]

What, here? A little bit, yeah. Which is why I decided to make this list! Good idea, right?

[turtletea]

Haha, y-yeah, good idea. So, uh, how did it end? When you flirted with a girl here...?

[dothefusion]

Um, kind of...normal? I didn't throw roses at her or anything. Why, you got your eye on someone?

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[turtletea]

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[turtletea]

No, no! I already have a girlfriend back home...! They're, ...all yours?

[dothefusion]

Well, okay. You tell me if you change your mind. I don't have a problem with hooking you up if you want!

[turtletea]

...You're good at that kind of thing?

[dothefusion]

Well, I'm not bad. Me and Trunks do that for each other all the time.

[turtletea]

You and, ...Trunks?

[dothefusion]

Yeah, me and Trunks! Well, not the one here, I mean my Trunks, the one I grew up with.

[turtletea]

I don't think I've met anyone called Trunks. Uhh, what does he look like?

[dothefusion]

Purple hair and blue eyes! He's-

[And this is Goten realizing that it would be a BAD IDEA to tell Yamcha.]

Uhhhhhhhh...h-he's a friend!

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[turtletea]