Comments | dot_pet_snark: PIT BULL PANIC!

rinalia in dot_pet_snark

PIT BULL PANIC!

Oct 06, 2006 17:52

Shit, now news agencies are using alliteration! When will the madness end?!?

Alright, imagine yourself in sunny South Dakota. (Hey! It could happen). Now, imagine writing an article for the ever-popular, award-winning newspaper KELOLAND. Then imagine your surprise when you realize that KELO is not a newspaper but a television station...so ignore ( Read more... )

stupid pet owners, media, loose dogs

Comments 5

mbif October 7 2006, 02:02:31 UTC

He use to get his prescription medicine delivered in the mail

He use to, y0.

dafadarian October 7 2006, 12:33:22 UTC

In the year and a half that I've had my cat, he's gotten out of the house twice. Just twice. And he only got about 5 feet from the door before he was picked up and brought inside again.

Is it truly so difficult for other people to keep their animals inside?

evilcresyluna October 7 2006, 16:03:25 UTC

Pitbullz - on ur sidewalkz! eating ur baybeez! :P

originalwacky October 8 2006, 06:18:37 UTC

Heh. That's so a shitty area of SF.

Er, I mean, um, the East side of SF, until you get a ways out isn't the safest place to be anyway.

And most of the KELO people are raving morons.

Besides, everybody know that in South Dakota, there ARE NO SIDEWALKS> It's just fields and fields! And we all just dance merrily around in the fields, trying to get it to rain.

phyre_brand October 9 2006, 18:08:31 UTC

I have been to Sioux Falls. Truly, the sidewalks are not used. I feared for my life when I was on a tour bus with loads of other college kids because of the Evil Pit Bulls.