everytime you love a puppy, a human dies!The article itself is sad, but I *hate* when people get on their bandwagon that animal welfare and human rights are mutually exclusive. I am angry about violence against animals, but that doesn't mean I find any kind of human suffering okay ( Read more... )

ZOMG that dog must die! Retraining is not an option!!111!!1It's pretty screwed that a K-9 handler's dog managed to escape. It's even more screwed that it attacked someone. But what's most screwed is that the guy who was attacked wants the dog to be euthanased. Now that the cops have retrained the dog, I'm sure they'll just leap at that option...not ( Read more... )

Let's start off with this gem:
Man wins fight with vicious pit bull - which is reported over 20 times in different newspapers across the country. The story? An awesomely vicious "pit bulldog" weighing 8 million pounds was on a seek and destroy mission. His target? A 200 pound truck driver. So, this really vicious dog automatically goes for the guy's ( Read more... )

Shit, now news agencies are using alliteration! When will the madness end?!?

Alright, imagine yourself in sunny South Dakota. (Hey! It could happen). Now, imagine writing an article for the ever-popular, award-winning newspaper KELOLAND. Then imagine your surprise when you realize that KELO is not a newspaper but a television station...so ignore ( Read more... )

And children too - NEVER FORGET THE CHITLINS! I haven't. Evar.

Let's take a trip to Clinton, MISSISSIPPI where an ordinance banning Rottweilers and Pit Bulls is being challenged in court.

While the mayor is all "Yeah, if we has to, we's will abide by the overturning of a stupid AWESOME law."

But then she goes and adds this: "You know we don't allow ( Read more... )

Harry's first life ended after he was shot by an air rifle, puncturing his bowels five whole times! Take that Swiss cheese!
Harry's second life ended when he was once again shot by an air rifle, mere centimeters from his spine!!

The Days of Harry's Lives...like sand through a feline hourglass! We eagerly await his next eight lives.

Harry's owner is ( Read more... )

60 puppies die as the result of puppy milling.

Guess they're not going to 'loving homes in the NorthEast' now are they motherfucker? You make me sick.

That is correct, it was. Don't try to argue with me about the justification of It. If you do, I'll shoot you 26 times too!

That's right, folks, some trigger happy Bronx police officers went *justifiably* gun crazy when a pit bull ATTACKED!

And it was TOTALLY unprovoked, so the four police officers pumping 26 bullets into a dog is totally justified.

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My online friends' pit bulls all seemed to have missed the memo that only pit bulls can kill rats, not those loveable Labs.

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Do you have a rebellious dog? Has he been seen hanging out with the "wrong" crowd down on 32nd and Main? Has your dog been ill-tempered? Is she possessed by teh debil?!?

Yes? Good. I have a solution for you that will SOLVE your problems.

Here is how it goes:

Step One: Contact Petco. No laughing - it's true, Petco is the source of all evil that is good ( Read more... )