Comments | dot_pet_snark: Pit Bulldogs are like rollerskates. Or guns.

rinalia in dot_pet_snark

Pit Bulldogs are like rollerskates. Or guns.

May 30, 2006 14:22

Only a fool has to say I didn't think it was loaded'

Wow, that is pure genius. I wondered how I could make "loaded" a plural possessive, and now I know. Further, I am very happy to know that only a fool HAS TO SAY one thing - I didn't think it was loaded'. This is great! Gone are the days of foolish people saying OTHER totally stupid things; now ( Read more... )

media, non-lj, breedism

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slave2tehtink May 30 2006, 22:11:05 UTC

The line about the gun 'snapping' I suspect refers to the noise the hammer made coming down on the firing pin, which in the absence of a round to discharge makes a sharp 'crack' or 'snap' rather than the gun mystically 'snapping' in the sense of attacking someone.

mongrel May 30 2006, 22:12:09 UTC

My thoughts exactly. ;)

piperredfern May 31 2006, 00:33:10 UTC

I agree.

rinalia May 31 2006, 02:30:06 UTC

*shrug* Really don't care - the guy's an idiot, and I wouldn't be surprised if he actually meant the "mystical" snapping.

mbif May 30 2006, 22:27:00 UTC

"English can't adequately describe the multiple sensations of a 12-gauge erupting inside a bedroom."

Sorry, I had to snicker over that one. Call me juvenile, but that just sounds dirty. xD

rinalia May 31 2006, 02:32:00 UTC

Hilarious! I had not given it any thought until you pointed it out. ;)

rhinecat June 1 2006, 08:30:30 UTC

That's...horrific on so many levels. I'm terrified to even read the article now.

piperredfern May 31 2006, 00:35:32 UTC

"spell out every number after ten" rule

I never heard that one. I was always taught to spell out numbers until a hundred. Either way, the number "40" should be spelled out.

rinalia May 31 2006, 02:31:06 UTC

Taught to me in several english classes. Which doesn't necessarily mean much.

But hey, either way and all that jazz.

paigemom May 31 2006, 01:36:19 UTC

tell me this is just some preliminary NaNoWriMo suckage...

please.

rinalia May 31 2006, 02:31:22 UTC

I'm afraid not. If you read other articles on their website...it's just plain scary.

piperredfern May 31 2006, 04:05:26 UTC

You mean there's more like that???

o.0

I don't know that I want to go actually look at them...

thehunter May 31 2006, 15:45:31 UTC

So a "pit bulldog" is a bulldog that lives in a hole in the ground...right? Like a Diglett?

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