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FIC: The District (5/?)

Feb 07, 2011 19:14

Title: The District (5/?)
Author: Rave (dorkorific)
Fandoms: Football RPF. The West Wing (eventually). Punditfic.
Characters: Include but are not limited to: Steven Gerrard, Michael Owen, Xabi Alonso, Yossi Benayoun, Pepe Reina, Iker Casillas, Meghan Stapleton, Chad Ochocinco, Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaka, Xavi Hernandez, David Villa, Gerard Pique, Carles Puyol, ( Read more... )

the district, football, rpf, fic

Comments 156

yeats February 8 2011, 00:24:59 UTC

eh. this doesn't totally suck.

dorkorific February 8 2011, 00:27:40 UTC

UNLIKE YOU

yeats February 8 2011, 00:28:04 UTC

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mapmakerscolors February 8 2011, 01:18:28 UTC

“He wants to know if you and Iker have made a sex,” Cris supplied helpfully. “You, him, fuck fuck?”

you win

everything

it's yours just take it all of it

esprit_boheme February 8 2011, 01:36:26 UTC

^^^ THIS!!

sadlikeknives February 8 2011, 01:41:08 UTC

You managed to say what I wanted to say, but were much more concise about it.

dorkorific February 8 2011, 16:50:12 UTC

ahahahahahahah THANK YOU. ALL OF IT GOES IN MY TROPHY ROOM

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maquiladora7 February 8 2011, 01:18:34 UTC

So I was about to start working on my substantial pile of homework, but I thought I'd check my flist one more time before I abandoned the internet, and this was sitting at the top like a gift from the procrastination gods. Thank you.

Oh my god Iker's interview. So him. Bath salts. I can't even. And Ochocinco. I mean-

“He’s giving you a metaphor though,” Ochocinco explained.

dead.

The Wonkette article, Kaka being precious, you him fuck fuck, and your Cris is so hysterical I can't help but like him, which is not normal for me. Also Xavi is terrifying (and perfect) and Afellay is adorable.

So pretty much I love you and this is an embarrassing, rambling comment.

silmerin February 8 2011, 03:48:53 UTC

HAHAHAHA I laugh because that is precisely what I did, now I have to read like five chapters of Genji and a million pages of feminist things and other things that obviously don't matter at all.

dorkorific February 8 2011, 17:08:03 UTC

ahahaha you know, I'm just here to help, really. and by "help" i mean "prevent you from doing the useful things you need to get done." I'm so glad you liked it, tra-la.

I think Ocho feels that he needs to explain everything, because he realizes that even though the people he's surrounded with are some of the smartest in the country, they are also kind of idiots. and that the use of figurative language around them is dangerous. they are not really going to dress Iker up in a prom gown! let's make that clear!

EVERYONE SHOULD LOVE CRIS. CRIS IS A PRECIOUS BEING.

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dorkorific February 8 2011, 17:13:37 UTC

just kidding, cannot stop quite yet

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bremoisaho February 8 2011, 01:18:45 UTC

“He wants to know if you and Iker have made a sex,” Cris supplied helpfully. “You, him, fuck fuck?”

Most hilarious thing I have heard all day. If there was an award for fic writing you would be my number one choice.

Also, I love all of your graphics, I can't imagine the time and dedication it takes you. Please never stop writing this.

dorkorific February 8 2011, 19:14:38 UTC

oh my gosh thank you so much. those graphics are 100% my personal tool of procrastination -- whenever I run out of ideas for writing, I just make some elaborate illustration. It helps! :D

I'm so glad you're enjoying it. Thanks again!

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dorkorific February 9 2011, 00:40:48 UTC

ahsdjfhajsdk you are SO sweet. obviously there is only one possible response here, which is:

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