Ahoy! and welcome to another episode of..well, wait, I haven't posted any of my own!
so, welcome to the first episode of the Viking Family! another VDSL from the great people at pixeltrade.
Say hello to Embla Viking and her extremely overweight cat, Rutabega!
obviously ole Bega isn't nearly as excited as I am about starting off this legacy, but why shouldn't she be?
she has a lovely new beach lot to call home, along with a cute extracted castaway cat house.
Embla's lifetime want is to eat 200 delicious grilled cheese sandwiches, and I don't blame her.
the first person to stop by the house is the paper girl, her name is Prue Sin which sounds a whole lot like Pure Sin, maybe she's a porn star.
bed nook!
grilled cheese consuming station!
grilled cheese preparation station!
and a place to relieve yourself and take a nice shower, right across from the bed.
and now that we know we're looking for a male...it's time for an outing!
January by
stakeit_uk cute underage townie girl with unusual skin.
Yulian by
trappingit I think he's so sexy, but it's really unfortunate that he and Embla actually look a lot alike.
Gregorian by
bondchick_nett who will be in one of my legacies, if it's the last thing I do.
and then she told me that she thought Dirk was hott, which is he, but she actually had no chemistry with him...so on we go.
it's a pixeltrade reunion!
Dirk, Yulian, Embla, Jovana by
brilliantcat, January, and Lion Fauna.
I just took a picture of this because I seem to have a lot of lady sims in my hood with blonde hair and black eyebrows.
also, her name was Sapphire
Random townie is eating Claudio's face!
Rylie Brandt by
prescilla_bean and the general reason for this is because...there seems to be a love drug being shared around the park.
also
Laurence by
bondchick_nett! I swear I have other sims in my game, these are just the ones that show up to community lots for some reason.
Rutabega has tiny little folded ears, how cuuuute.
she was down to a few hundred dollars, so I was hoping I'd get lucky and get a chest...no such luck, a bunch of rocks, some bones..a few other odds and ends.
I cheated, used the magic ball.
Ferdinand August by...
brilliantcat right?
Yulian seems to be pretty into himself, throwing out the compliments!
Embla: So, I take it with a name like Ferdinand you must have an oil tycoon for a dad, right?
Ferdinand: well, not exactly...actually...
Ferdinand: I'm actually trying to work my way up the corporate ladder.
I guess that did it.
her panties came sliding off.
you just saw her two hours ago! and banged her!
just what we needed, let me tell you.
apparently that didn't hurt her chances with a promotion though? weird.
the wolfs name is Rodan, I think..he and Bega play every time he stops by the shack.
moar!
they're pretty touchy feely for two bolters, I'm impressed.
and again, I'm impressed! they actually did slip between the sheets a whole lot more than I capped, they were at it all the time.
stakeit_uk Dahlia is dancing with the bar tender because...
Embla temporarily stole his job.
Embla: hey, I think that brie grilled cheese may have been a bad idea!
Embla: I feel something moving in there, I know that brie is a soft cheese and all, but I didn't expect this!
Embla: nevermind, I've just realized that I must be pregnant after all, the brie wasn't a bad choice and I'll have to shovel another few down tomorrow!
and here she is, keeping her word.
so by this time I just had rolled my first mini challenge, because I forgot! but, after I rolled it I realized that she couldn't do it unless I skilled her up first, so I did.
Reaching Enlightenment: your sims will sell all earthly possessions (aspiration/career rewards can go into an inventory for the week) and replace them with only the bare necessities. Every person in the household will get one crappy bed to sleep in and one crappy place to sit. No tv, but arts and books are allowed. You are allowed one bathroom only. Your designated buddha-sim will spend 6 hours per day meditating for one week.*
which wasn't very hard because she was already living with the bare necessities, so I sold off some of her lights..and uh, the table and one chair, and I think her night stand and the crystal ball.
Embla: shit, I think I just pulled something!
Embla: nevermind, that was just the baby kicking my spine, all is well.
I missed the second pop because she was in the middle of meditating when it happened and I was fast forwarding through it.
obviously I sold her big bed and bought her that crappy one behind her
Mega constipation! from all that cheese, I bet.
Just kidding! it's just the baby!