(no subject)
so last time I left you with Embla giving birth to...
a baby! no, I'm kidding, you already knew that.
it's a girl named Eir. The name theme for this generation is Norse Mythology, because I'm obviously not very creative considering I've seen a boatload of people using the same names -blush-
Embla: I just don't think I can make it in today, I just gave birth and my uterus hasn't shrunk down to it's normal size yet, it's really uncomfortable and I'm bleeding like a stuck pig!
Yulian by trappingit I had Embla lure him over for sex, but she really wasn't rolling any romance related wants, just grilled cheese, and he looks a lot like her, so I'm saving him for a future generation.
the baby was born after the start of the challenge, so I decided I wouldn't totally deprive her and decorate her a decent nursery.
Rutabega looks like she's hungry...for baby.
-hurries off to pay bills-
look, it's Fedora Behr by bondchick_nett! and I honestly thought she was Athena Isla for a minute or two, and she's a teen. bwahaha.
-hopes she's cute-
she's pretty cute, a lot cuter than some babies I've had in my legacies -cough-CaspianPeverell-cough-
I'm still figuring out how to work this camera mod that I downloaded a while ago, it's kind of tricky sometimes.
but shes cute, yes? I didn't give her a makeover 'cause there was no mirror and we were still in the midst of a challenge.
so, you have a baby who..happens to be a toddler now and you just fall in love? hm, interesting.
Rutabega: -bes choked-
Poor Bega, living the frugal life on a beach lot and being choked out by a two year old.
this was, I believe, her last time meditating. and her last time meditating through the likely death by strangulation of her pet.
yes yes yes.
Ferdinand: baby, you're smokin' and I'd like to be the one to put that fire out!
Embla: -swoons-
and with that, he moved in.
well, I guess he wasn't lying about not having an oil tycoon for a father...shame.
swooning over your baby mama while throwing your toddler in the air? perfectly normal.
pop!
if she wants to eat 200 grilled cheese before she dies, she'd better eat that and only that.
that's the only toddler skill that Eir learned, whoops.
no, wait, I guess -this- was her last time meditating, because she nearly froze to death.
also managed to get a cold or something.
I remember reading something about having a cold while you pregnant not being so fantastic for your fetus.
hopefully that won't be the case for Embla here.
Eir grew up! I think she even grew up well, somehow, and she's cute =D
I never get blue rings, I wonder why.
here's another photo of Eir, and for some reason she strikes me as being ~exotic~
I seem to get a lot of sports sims, and almost no foodies.
how did this happen? I couldn't tell you, but look at them right up on top of each other.
she's definitely favoring daddy a little bit.
Embla: hello there Ferdinand, my name is Doctor Wibbles, and your girlfriend says that she's feeling some mild cramping in the lower abdominal region, maybe it's your cue to take her to the hospital?
Ferdinand: -is deaf-
of course it's two babies when we haven't got two pennies to rub together and a tiny shack.
the one that Embla is holding is Saga, who looks like she could have the milkman for a daddy and the one that Ferdinand has is Hel.
good, well you can tinker with that broken toilet and bathtub so we can have somewhere to wash and pee.
for shame, Embla, your cat is supporting you and your three children and you're a bad faker! at least Eir seems to have gotten the hang of school.
score!
~exotic~ right, like coconuts and...I don't know, coconuts.
this here is Saga, she looks like she might've gotten into the cat nip.
and here is Hel who..yeah, looks about the same.
Eir: she's right behind me, isn't she?
I told her to say goodbye to her coworker AND THIS IS WHAT SHE DID, little tramp.
also sucking a little at the whole mothering thing, little Saga here is playing in a dirty puddle.
ringworm ahoy!
more rocks, at least I can sell the map for a little bit of money.
second challenge, which will be..challenging.
but before I realized that I was reading the wrong challenge I went and spent all the money on this garden, which wasn't hard. THEN I saw that I was reading the wrong one and deleted it all and heaved a sigh of relief..sort of.
yes, save that money for an expansion on the house.
this is..a really bad picture of Amaya by anuvis
yes! make mama money.
yes! I love when they transition from child to teenager, seeing what they look like and giving makeovers is just so exciting.
Saga! Hel didn't get a makeover because she was too tired when she transitioned.
Ferdinand: get off my lawn you wretched beast! -shakes shovel-
and I told you, Rutabega always plays with the wolf!
I kind of want to have a werewolf sometime, I've never given it a try.
well, I guess this doesn't count as talking..right?
you're not even hungry! get out of the fridge, we don't have the money to refill it because you and your baby mama are failing at getting me a treasure chest!
you know what this means.
Hel! but she doesn't look entirely pleased.
yes!
Ferdinand: my live in lover hasn't talked to me in three days besides to get my man seed, my daughter is aging into a teen and what do I have to show for it? nothing, absolutely nothing.
why hello there pretty lady.
and her LTW is to get to the top of the adventurer career.
whoa there, with that face...I'm not so sure.
the only way to get a photo of a sim not making a face: trap them on the toilet.
drats! another straight sim, so hard to provide for.
Hel: bwahah yes! my plan is working, the poison is clearly coursing through her veins soon she will be...
Embla: BLARGH
Hel: -excuses self-
this pregnancy is obviously pretty rough on her for some reason.
I guess her uterus -isn't- a clown car, funny, that's what Michelle Duggar would have me believe.
no words, no words.
well, that'll come in handy.
nature, hm.
Eir: you mean I get to make my bed and the bed of my two sisters? FANTASTIC.
I figured oceanography is kind of close to adventurer, right? at least until it comes up.
working with the sea world whales is an adventure in and of itself, you could get killed any day.
but she wasn't fired, she was demoted.
if Embla could speak I'm sure she'd be screaming in a rage filled manner.
