If brevity is the soul of wit, then it is pretty clear that I am witless. Corroboration of this fact can be found below (i.e., my ‘drabble’ for
capt-facepalm) where I am neither concise nor coherent. My apologies. It wouldn’t be 100 words. Or 221 words. I tried. And then I got impatient. So here is the best ‘drabble’ I can offer you.
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