http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2005/12/07/national/a133505S21.DTL&type=bondage

Speeding isn't wreckless! But ya'll should keep it safe out there, even at 128

Since I'm sure no one ever reads this, I'll make it short and sweet. Two days to stop the patriot act. Click the link and sign the petition below or you've let them go on another Communist hunt.http://political.moveon.org/patriotact/?id=

In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (excepting Kansas, which she does not ( Read more... )

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Your arch-nemesis is:Charlie Chaplin


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Your darkest secret is:You accidentally went back in time and killed a dodo bird


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You will take over Kuwait using only pseudo-pretentious banter


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doorsnatcher's Halloween party:

6of15 dressed as the Tame Power Ranger.

_____fornicate dressed as Andrew Johnson, though it looked more like Paris Hilton.

captaincoke dressed as the main character of "The Usual Suspects".

dacrons_lair dressed as Paris Hilton.

dashuu dressed as Optimus Prime.

ecsquisite dressed as a Care Bear.

greeneyedpwca dressed as the ( Read more... )

And now, we have a drumset also! Booyea; I'm starting to think that Musical Instrument Aquisition Syndrom isn't a laughing matter!