Man, I love knowing that the good guys are ALWAYS going to win, even when it makes no fucking sense.

[doomette]

So. I was sitting here colouring an evil-looking Bulbasaur (BULBASAUR! NOT BULBASAUCE! GDIT, TYPING FINGERS) with oil pastels, and this popped into my head

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[gentle_yuki]

I sort of have no idea what you're talking about...but it made me miss Voldypants. <<;;

[doomette]

XD What? You don't know? I'll find youtube links to explain it. You know how bad I am at explaining things.

Aww, Voldy. I miss him too, bb.

[gentle_yuki]

Is it the same thing as when Voldy wanted Harry's blood to make him awesome?

That is SO kinky...

I randomly wanna play with Voldy now. DARN YOU. This is your fault. You're Voldy was so epically awesome...

[doomette]

Um no. More like:

Hero & Villain: *fight*
Hero: *seems to lose*
Villain: Muahahahaha! Now I have won! I'm going to absorb all your Life Force, and then I can rule the world!
Hero, Hero's Girlfriend, the person they were headed to the Villain's Lair to save, everyone else in the general vicinity: Oh no, he's going to absorb all our Life Force and rule the world!
Villain: *begins absorbing Life Force*
Hero, HG, TPTWHYYVLTS, EEITGV: aaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuurrrrrrggggghhhhhhhh!!!
Villain: *continues absorbing Life Force*
Hero, HG, TPTWHYYVLTS, EEITGV: aaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrghhhhhhhh!!!!
Light: *begins flashing around Villain*
Villain: What's this feeling? Oh no, I think I've absorbed too much Life Force! You people combined obviously have more Life Force than I have ever absorbed before!!! But it's too late to stop absorbing

[consumeraddict]

I'd just like you to know, that I got a Bulbasaur not long after reading this in Mystery Dungeon.
I named it Bulbasauce.

Then I had to reset cause I died, but if I get another I'll still name it that ;P

[insane_duckfish]

So you are doing that pokemon drawing thing? That's awesome. (BULBASAUCE!)

My favourite cliche/"twist" is when you've got the main character and another character (often the villain) who never actually meet until right at the end and when they do it turns out they used to be BFFs or "cousins" or something.

Although I do love the Very Opportune Discovery of Powers one (aw Sky High, ILU)