[Action A, 457 Stone Street, Morning]
[It's another marginally beautiful Mayfield morning, and Doofenshmirtz has volunteered to head out front and get the mail. Still half-asleep, he steps over the brown-papered package on the front step, staggers to the mailbox, extracts the bills, and steps back over the package without even noticing it. Click
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Doof actually probably doesn't reocognize him, given that last time they talked it was over the phone and he was a lot more batshit insane. Though anyone who buys this much of what looks like the ingredients for waffle mix can't be entirely mentally sound...
Especially when you consider that in amongst the waffle mix and berries (for topping!), there's a huge chainsaw.]
What flavors of strudel to you have today?
[Mayfield bakery: Always fresh-baked, usually razor free!]
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Eh? What?
[Klaus is blinked at blankly, while the words take their sweet time to register in his brain.]
Strudel? Blueberry and apple.... yes, all those fresh apples just appeared today, might as well put them to use....
[Crud, better get back into the customer service mindset for a few moments... he folded the notebook shut.]
Would you like some boxed up? How many?
[Maaaaaybe the voice is familiar. Doofenshmirtz is rather distinct that way.]
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I plan to do some fairly intensive work tonight so I'd say make it a round dozen. Six of each.
[Despite being here a whole year, it's still kind of odd to be doing transactions like this himself. Odd and awesome. How many times does a Baron get to go to the pastry shop, all alone, and order strudel? NEVER.
Until now.]
By the way, I believe I recognize your voice. I yelled very loudly at you over the phone a few days previously.
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Ah! An all-nighter. I'd brew up some decent coffee to go along with these. Perfect combination.
[He folds up a paper box with deft fingers. Really, this bakery job isn't so bad, when it's not distracting him from things he'd rather be doing. He starts boxing strudel, but stops when he gets to the blueberry.]
Recognize my voice? Well, that's understandable, I sound like a box of cats with laryngitis most days of the week....
Oh! You were the one shouting at me! With the wet cats and the yodeling!
[This is delightful news! He hadn't gotten any significant information about the man, but he had definitely wanted to get to know him a little better. There was SCIENCE to combine! He hastily fills the rest of the box, and darts over to the counter to bring it to him.]
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...It takes him a good few minutes to notice Doofenshmirtz.]
...I didn't think bakers wore lab coats...
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I'm a renaissance man. I wear many hats. Or coats, as the case may be.
[Scribble scribble, furious scribble. He's keeping himself well-distracted.]
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...You're not wearing any hats...
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It's a figure of speech! Yeesh, a saying? You've never heard it? A person who does many jobs "wears many hats"? I weep for the state of this town's educational system.
[Doof snorts, and returns to his scribblings.]
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Geh! Hey!
[Doof jolts when he notices that there's someone reading over his shoulder. The notebook is snapped shut, and waved in Red Mage's general direction to shoo him.]
Employees only behind the counter! Get! Get!
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Building a secret underground bunker, I see!
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Shh! It's not secret if you go and tell everyone!
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Looking over at you writing the notes there.]
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Aaaand she's eyeing his notes, too.]
What? Is this "Come and Spy on Doctor Doofenshmirtz's Plans" day? Will there be balloons and a parade later?
The balloons are not so bad, but...
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[Just smirks and walks over.]
What are you working on that so many people are interested in?
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[Hey, she's speaking his language! The language of absurd digression!]
It is absolutely not a hidden underground laboratory, I will say that much.
Really, I'm as surprised about this as you are. Apparently the word of my genius is getting out.
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What's all the tarps for?
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To help carry away the dirt! And also to help keep the dirt from getting in things, and...
Why am I telling you this!? Who are you?! Why are you behind the counter?!
I need to make a sign...
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Harley. I see.
You're sure you're not here for, say, pie?
[She's a clown, clowns throw pies, it was all coming together in his head so naturally...]
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