Comments | doodlz: I wish my ex's lived in Texas

doodlz

I wish my ex's lived in Texas

Jun 13, 2005 11:45

Lately I've been thinking a lot about ex's. I've learned a lot from every guy I've dated throughout the past ten years...

For your reading pleasure, a list of ex's, and what they have contributed to me:

Mike - Mike was cute. Stupid and oafey, but cute. He taught me that penis pumps don't make much of a difference when you're smaller than four and ( Read more... )

Comments 17

tonydub21 June 13 2005, 19:56:18 UTC

No straight man should like anal sex that much. Ewwwwwwww.

AGREED!
hahahahaha
I've been saying that for years.

doodlz June 13 2005, 20:04:19 UTC

Dan said it best when he said that men are not bisexual. If you suck one dick, you're gay and that's it.

lol

tonydub21 June 13 2005, 20:20:54 UTC

I don't believe that. I believe that you're gay untill you redeem yourself with getting some pussy. For every time a guy sucks a dick he would have to eat a pussy to keep the ballance. Considering it might be difficult to pull that off, then yeah, Dan's theory would stand positive.

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Thread 16

What I have learned from my ex's scooter25 June 14 2005, 20:12:55 UTC

Save my money, bury it in the back yard, and don't tell anyone.

Re: What I have learned from my ex's doodlz June 14 2005, 20:14:44 UTC

Yeah, I learned that one a long time ago too. Unfortuantely I always buy everything that I can for whomever I'm with. "Oh, they'd do the same for me," is what I always think.

HAH! Yeah, sure.