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doodlz

I wish my ex's lived in Texas

Jun 13, 2005 11:45

Lately I've been thinking a lot about ex's. I've learned a lot from every guy I've dated throughout the past ten years...

For your reading pleasure, a list of ex's, and what they have contributed to me:

Mike - Mike was cute. Stupid and oafey, but cute. He taught me that penis pumps don't make much of a difference when you're smaller than four and ( Read more... )

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tonydub21 June 13 2005, 19:56:18 UTC

No straight man should like anal sex that much. Ewwwwwwww.

AGREED!
hahahahaha
I've been saying that for years.

doodlz June 13 2005, 20:04:19 UTC

Dan said it best when he said that men are not bisexual. If you suck one dick, you're gay and that's it.

lol

tonydub21 June 13 2005, 20:20:54 UTC

I don't believe that. I believe that you're gay untill you redeem yourself with getting some pussy. For every time a guy sucks a dick he would have to eat a pussy to keep the ballance. Considering it might be difficult to pull that off, then yeah, Dan's theory would stand positive.

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Re: How shitty. lol tonydub21 June 13 2005, 20:55:04 UTC

Taking it in the ass is a little different, mainly because Anal sex just isn't natural, whether it be male or female...giving or receiving. Anal sex falls under the "fucking dumbass weirdo category." If a guy gets fucked in the ass I don't consider him gay, just weird and sick. If a guy is doing the fucking, he's weird, sick, nasty, and definitely gay. There's no redeeming yourself from packing fudge.

Re: How shitty. lol doodlz June 13 2005, 21:10:38 UTC

I wish all guys thought like that!!! It would've saved my ass on many drunken nights.

You rock. :)

Re: How shitty. lol tonydub21 June 13 2005, 21:12:09 UTC

The Anal cavity was not meant for insertion, be it on a male or female.

Re: How shitty. lol doodlz June 13 2005, 21:13:31 UTC

I TOTALLY agree.

How shitty. lol doodlz June 13 2005, 20:52:45 UTC

So what you're saying that the dick to pussy ratio would have to equate. lol What a funny sentence.

I have a hard time thinking of a guy who takes it up the ass as bisexual. I don't care how much pussy he'd eat, he's still a fudgepacker. Not that I have anything against gay people.

Re: How shitty. lol scooter25 June 14 2005, 20:00:03 UTC

Well thank God my vagina to penis ratio is totally out of whack. Does this mean I have to take it in the ass for the next few years to balance it out? :P

Re: How shitty. lol doodlz June 14 2005, 20:06:04 UTC

If you do, I wouldn't tell anyone. ;) lol Just kidding.

Re: How shitty. lol scooter25 June 14 2005, 20:07:58 UTC

That brings up a great point about guys too. I hang with a crowd of guys who like to comment on the various parts of a woman. One guy is an ass man, one is a leg man etc...I like to tell them that I'm a vagina man. What's so hard about that? I know what I like, and that's what I'm sticking with.

There will not be any detours away from the happy spot thank you very much and good night.

Re: How shitty. lol doodlz June 14 2005, 20:13:22 UTC

Lol The happy spot? That's great! Yeah, I can get lost in someone's eyes, or twirl their hair around my fingers, or grab their ass, but their dick? That's what it's about! Hours of entertainment! lol

Wow. I need to start getting more sleep, eh?

Re: How shitty. lol scooter25 June 15 2005, 15:15:12 UTC

HA! I had my suspicions that women think that way too. Now I have proof! You've ruined it for all women. She was not staring at the new shoes I bought, it was.....Ok who am I fooling? It was my new shoes she was looking at.

Sleep is so overrated anyway.

Re: How shitty. lol doodlz June 16 2005, 12:40:16 UTC

lmao! Well, I dunno'. It depends on the shoes.

Re: How shitty. lol scooter25 June 16 2005, 13:34:50 UTC

They were not very big but they were cute.

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