Finally

[donttrustbirds]

In the event that anyone is interested, I'm single.

And I'm staying that way.

Comments

[togivewhatisdue]

I'd offer my services to give this announcement just that much more of a kick, but... I don't think Zeus is within my jurisdiction. Or anyone else's, for that matter.

Which, actually, rather pisses me off.

[donttrustbirds]

He isn't worth the time or effort.

[jointheinsanity]

But why, mother? Don't you love grandfather-not-daddy anymore? Does this mean we can spend time together?

[donttrustbirds]

Of course I don't.

Perhaps.

[jointheinsanity]

You never did. Did you ever love anyone? VILLAINS! Dissemble the deed! Tear up the planks here here! The beating of his hideous heart!

[donttrustbirds]

Sweetheart, calm down.