"Hey hos, you've reached Keke. Leave one."

(Reach us both here.)

So....hot sister of the guy about to marry my sister...would that make her off limits? I mean, aside from the fact that she might be completely straight and therefore the point moot...which, if she is? She probably shouldn't be flirting back.

Mmm nearly 80 degrees in January. I love living here.

They're hiding inside of me//Don't change my life//Help me if you might but don't tell my family//They'd never forgive me//They'd say that I'm crazy//But they would say anything if it would shut me up......Shut me up.....Shut me up. ~Amanda Palmer"God, Matthew, you're a sonuvabitch, you know that?" Akelah grabbed her messenger bag and threw it ( Read more... )

I'd like to strangle my brother.

Love living in walking distance of a good bar.

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