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ask_captainjack May 11 2009, 02:28:36 UTC
Andy you haven't been stealing dabs of pheromone spray, have you?

HA HA HA! Just kidding. I'd smell Me if you had.

Things are looking up huh?

You tell your girl that I want my fucking guns if she ever wants some sweet Andy poontang.

Tell her in Welsh though so she knows you're using your own words.

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dontask_pcandy May 11 2009, 02:44:46 UTC
It is possible, just likely that some people actually like me? Up to and including randy giant hamsters. And everyone seems to have written the end and postscript to me and T AND I HAVEN'T EVEN MET THE GIRL YET talk about wellwishers jinxing the outcome. Bloody Y Fenni highstreet is almost as crooked as you are, sometimes.

Oh, and by the way, do your own deals for your own guns off Cardiff turf, the last thing we want is dead teens laid out in rows because of a misheard rumour and two sides blaming the other.

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ask_captainjack May 11 2009, 02:50:54 UTC
Don't threaten me with West Side Story!

I KNOW THE LESSONS OF WEST SIDE STORY!

I won't let it happen, Andy. You and T aren't gonna be another Tony and Maria.

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dontask_pcandy May 11 2009, 02:59:51 UTC
Post edited to include view of Aber High St, Jack, to make the point about 'straight' with evidence.

I will never slick back my hair or sing rude songs about Police Officers named Krupke, gee...

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neifile7 May 11 2009, 02:41:54 UTC
The opposite of fanny magnet would be...pole puller?

Unless you're Jack, of course, in which case they're one and the same.

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dontask_pcandy May 11 2009, 02:46:30 UTC
*!*

Good one, miss.

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ask_captainjack May 11 2009, 02:52:02 UTC
I DEFY SCIENCE!

Your weak, label-happy 21st century science.

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neifile7 May 11 2009, 02:55:52 UTC
Magnets, poles, it's all the physics of attraction, Jack. And you are its first law of thermodynamics.

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