What kind of fuckery is this...

[dontask_pcandy]

While hugging a spare woman (Jack, it was purely a goodwill gesture whilst waiting for T to turn up) it was made known to me that there are people ouT there who put cakes in a jar in order to send them through the post...

Asking what the fuck they do with the cut-off bits got me a polite reply that it gets cooked in the jar.

Beware it may explode.

AT

Comments

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I'm sure we shouldn't have artillery baked goods until the 22nd century. On the other hand, it's good to be armed in case of invasion by aliens allergic to cake.

Just the other day I saw a scary little child freeze up and say, "WE...WE ARE....WE ARE HUNGRY!"

Eerie.

[dontask_pcandy]

The Holy Half-Moon Iced Cake of Antioch would be a good weapon...

[ask_captainjack]

HEY, how do you know about Battle Scones?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I didn't!

Okay, I may have seen a note about razor-edged throwing biscuits in the archives at some point.

[ask_captainjack]

You can't peep at reports from the future...

I'm specifically hoarding knowledge of the future and I will dole it out to you kids when I see fit!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Hold that thought. I'll fetch Gwen and make her shout at you about how we deserve to know the Truth!

[gwen_e_cooper]

You. Act like all I do is rail against injustice.

We do deserve to know the Truth, though.

[ask_captainjack]

But you DON'T DESERVE TO KNOW THE TRUTH!

...

I'll wait for Gwen to come into work before I do my shouts on that topic.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Shouts again?

Can't we have a fairy cake party and chill instead, and Ianto will pass me a "GPS" or a "Google Maps" or something and we can all just kick back and watch a book?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Sharing cake! From a jar!

I am stamping this plan APPROVED.

[lawsontl]

Oh yeah, Battle Scones are great for when you're in a jam...

[dontask_pcandy]

Beware of taking the name of St Terry of Pratchett in vain, or I'll set a golem on you...

[ask_aboutcoffee]

We have nothing but the utmost respect for Pterry at Torchwood! Because of him, at some future date (Rift records say so) we will be Ptorchwood for almost a decade. Zany times, I tell you.

[timeagency]

I'm seconding, thirding, and fourthing this demand. The words of St Terry are immortal. With or without the t.

[gwen_e_cooper]

I thought hard tack = battle scones.

[ask_captainjack]

It's true Mrs Williams however we don't turn it down at sea!

Hardtack and dogsbody is a great comfort to a sailor. Have you ever tossed a biscuit at a cliff as you passed through a narrow strait? Great fun! HO!