Ancient wisdom

[donnaimmaculata]

All these people who invented myths were really just writing crack!fic, weren't they?

Raccoon Dogs and Their Magically Expanding Scrotums (with pictures)

Raccoon dogs are known in Japanese folklore to have the magical ability to expand their scrotums.

lovehotel, you should have mentioned that!

Comments

[donnaimmaculata]

But you would have had pictorial evidence! Who could doubt the truth of your words then?

[donnaimmaculata]

What makes it all even more beautifuly yet also more sad is that no matter what outrageous scenarios you might have made up, someone else was there first. First the Giant Squid with surprise!assbabies, and now this.