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The linden trees in front of my house are in full bloom, and all I can think of is this:

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*I can't bring myself to spell it "cum". I wonder how Mitchell and Webb spell it?

Ever since I started playing in the Hornblower fandom, I've been trying to acquire some factual information about the Age of Sail, because I know nothing about seafaring whatsoever, nevermind the Royal Navy in the 18th century. I can just about tell where a ship ends and the sea begins; and seeing as I want to add some details to potential fics ( Read more... )

Tech support in grocery store. I LOLed:

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Look, soawen, look! Whilst reorganising my tags, I made it back into 2004 and found this: Snape and Hagrid breed zombies in the dungeon. I LOLed.

This has just made my day. I cried tears of laughter and joy:

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ihlanya, you have to watch it, if only for the guy on the far right at 2.00 min.

ETA: embedding.

All these people who invented myths were really just writing crack!fic, weren't they?

Raccoon Dogs and Their Magically Expanding Scrotums (with pictures)

Raccoon dogs are known in Japanese folklore to have the magical ability to expand their scrotums.

lovehotel, you should have mentioned that!

Title: Giant squid do it deeper
Warnings: mpreg, non-con, slash, het, BDSM, mutilation, non-consensual masturbation (apparently), mentions of character death and cannibalism
Disclaimer: This is not a dark/squick/crack fic, but TRUFAX science

And scientists now believe the males had [...] been inseminated by other males after "bumping" into them in ( Read more... )

Do any of you read weepingcock? If not, you totally should. It's highly educational. Today, for example, I learned that a) there is a Rammstein fandom (which shouldn't have surprised me, and yet it did) and b) that, apparently, it's filled with fluffy fics in which the Rammstein guys cry a lot.

What is the world coming to?

It's Rammstein. They sing about ( Read more... )

So, I went online, looking for religion-related sites. And then I found this ( Read more... )