002 ‡ [ TEXT ] ‡ DISCEDO

[dongsaengoppai]

Since we are all apparently stuck here for awhile and I am not planning on escaping with anybody this week or anything, I am finding my place here!!!! It will be wonderful!!! (●`▽´● )೨
^ㅂ^ ,,, So, here we go, if you all are ready!!!!
Are you tired of living a life of despair because you do not have a significant other?????
Are you tired of living a

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[nihonna]

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w o w

what is this she doesn't even ]

...Eh...? What... is this....

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[dongsaengoppai]

[ it's korea; she should know. ]

Hello, sissy! What do you think? Would you like some cute Korean clothes too?

video;

[nihonna]

"Sissy"? Korea-san still insists on that form of address? [ a beat, and she shakes her head ] N-nevermind that! More importantly, um, I will consider it!

[dongsaengoppai]

Aah, O.K. I will not, Brother with Tits.

Look here! I have made you something fitting for you and your curvy body!

[ sending another atrocious file....... ]

video;

[noblemen]

First off, what is wrong with you?

Secondly, do you keep these images in your pocket, or do you know how to replicate the pictures of your silly boy bands line by line?

Finally, what is wrong with you?

Oh, and I suppose, well-- [ AWKWARDLY ] --I suppose I'm... I'm looking for a place as well. [ CAN WE LOOK TOGETHER look it's implied just... read between the lines or something... ]

[dongsaengoppai]

Nothing is wrong with me! Do you like how you look? The fashionable clothes distracts one from your brows!
It is a secret. But if you want pictures of Korean boy bands, aaah, I can help for a price.

[ He leans into the camera, looking at the other intently. ]
You are? Aahhh, there is only one thing to do then!

Wish you luck! Good luck, my friend!

[yourgoddamnit]

FUCK
YOU HAUNT MY NIGHTMARES.
I LITERALLY REGRET EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR EXISTENCE.
THE ONLY PLACE YOU BELONG IS FESTERING IN THE BOWELS OF VARIOUS WILD CREATURES.

[dongsaengoppai]

....
Aaaaaa you still don't like it then???? But you haven't even tried it on for yourself!!!!

[yourgoddamnit]

IT LOOKS OVERLY COMPLICATED AND DUMB.

[dongsaengoppai]

It really isn't!!! Your seeing is just delusional, Crabby-Alien-Anger-san.....

I assure you if you do not understand it, I can explain anything you want!!! I'm intellectual, da ze!!

[libertyfuckyeah]

But I don't want to look like that! The clothing is all weird. I have a way better jacket than that, anyway!

[ behold. the height of fashion. ]

[dongsaengoppai]

You........

YOU DON'T!?!?!?!?! 뉴__뉴

[dongsaengoppai]

Aaaah Migug that is so hideous I feel the need to vomit within the back of my throat.
And then I will sue you!!!

[ Suing! That's what Americans do, right? ]

[libertyfuckyeah]

What?! It's all sorts of awesome, just look at all the colors! And it's comfy and warm! You just don't have any taste 'cause I'm getting all the cool bands and cool fashion from England! Ya'll Asians need to emulate me and my kickass everything!

If you sue me I'll sue you back!