002 ‡ [ TEXT ] ‡ DISCEDO

[dongsaengoppai]

Since we are all apparently stuck here for awhile and I am not planning on escaping with anybody this week or anything, I am finding my place here!!!! It will be wonderful!!! (●`▽´● )೨
^ㅂ^ ,,, So, here we go, if you all are ready!!!!
Are you tired of living a life of despair because you do not have a significant other?????
Are you tired of living a

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[dongsaengoppai]

Aah, O.K. I will not, Brother with Tits.

Look here! I have made you something fitting for you and your curvy body!

[ sending another atrocious file....... ]



Now you can see which one you look best in!
Isn't your brother smart? I'm very smart!

1/2

[nihonna]

Sakura! Please call me Sakura!!

[nihonna]

My body isn't curvy at all though-

[ ....what is that even ]

I like the last one.. it is cute...

[dongsaengoppai]

Of course it is cute! Cute things originated in Korea; that's why Pokemon came from there!

Aaah, I will take it that you want that order then, ne? It should be relatively simple!
[ he has no idea how to make any of these things here, btw. ]

[nihonna]

Haaaaahhh? What are you saying?! There is no way Korea-san just said that! Korea-san, you have just crossed a line! You can claim responsibility for inventing education, you can claim responsibility for inventing anything else, but you cannot claim responsibility for Pokemon! I will not allow such a thing!

[dongsaengoppai]

I am saying a thank you! A thank you! Aaah, sissy! Thank you for giving me Pokemon. It is properly Korea's now and has been since the first idea.

See. I invented the idea, you invented it, but since I invented the idea, it is mine.

All good ideas for materialistic merchandise that corrupt the world of children come from Korea!