poz kisser

kevin has cornrows

the packaging of my trident original gum and my washington mutual debit card share the same hue of blue.

identical.

socal, homies

i have a problem

Saturday, October 29th ( Read more... )

hell to the no

my porn browsers weren't nearly as shifty-eyed as i had imagined...nor were they willing to dole out the meager dollah fitty i had quoted my bad bootlegged porn at via a desperate attempt to make rent on a craigslist advertisement. they did bite a chunk out of my owl art collection though, piling into their forearms most of the macrame and latch- ( Read more... )

i give really shitty advise

it's okay that i want to die.

it's also okay that i type that.

and by okay i mean funny.

and by funny i mean "Just go fucking cut yourself a pyramid pattern in your crotch with a thin razor already."