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The life of a rodeo clown is a lonely existence. I know, for I am a rodeo clown.
Hey, there, Cats and Kittens ( Read more... ) -
It's freakin' Wild Kingdom up in here! Someone call Marlon Perkins!
Hey, there, Cats and Kittens! Comin' to you live and in style, on this beautiful spring day! What's happenin ( Read more... ) -
I thought this shit could only happen in the moving pictures
Hey, there, Cats and Kittens! Do you remember way, way, waaaaay back last week when I mentioned the new girlfriend and how everything was going sooooo well ( Read more... ) -
Nope, I haven't
Okay, so I haven't told you about CATS ( Read more... ) -
Okay, I'm back.
Alright, Cats and Kittens, here I be.
Stupid class. Like they actually expect me to teach these people how to write with correct Engrish grammar. Like that's ever gonna happen.
Anyway, where was I...oh, yeah.
So, a week ago the girlfriend and I go to see CATS...wait...have I already mentioned this? Let me run check. -
Writer's Block: What is your name?
Easy. It would be the second greatest name in existence:
Rufus T. Flakfizer
The greatest name in existence is reserved for me coworker's unborne son:
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In the greater scheme of things, it is the doughnut that matters.
Hey, there, Cats and Kittens! Your favourite poster Don Marshmallow, here, with the rest of my aimless, meaningless, random brain refuse. Now, where was I before I was so wudely intewwupted ( Read more... ) -
This ad over here on the right side of the screen is seriously wigging me out.
It really is. It's some chick with half a freakin' head staring out at me from behind her hair, with the blazing headline "Unleash Your Talent". Um...okay ( Read more... ) -
Bumper sticker seen this morning...
"Boogie's Wrestling Camp...Make Your Dreams Come True ( Read more... ) -
I've said it once, and I'll say it again. I am THE Cornbread Master.
I made the greatest pan of cornbread the other night. It truly was the culmination of years of attempting to get it just right. And get it just right i did. Honestly, it rivaled something that my grandmother would have made. It was seriously that great. Not quite up there with hers, but like something she would have made on a bad day. it was ( Read more... )