domestic_snark

Life is just so unfair!

tudorpot wrote in domestic_snark Mar 15, 2012 09:33

A request for help on making a cast of a handprint in concrete has been buried in a tale of tragic woe. Evil realtor sold a house that OP had been foreclosed on decades ago. Seems the real world is supposed to stop so that OP can continue to live in a house filled with bad wiring and other hazards. OP had been arranging for 'Fannie Mae" which I ( Read more... )

drama whore, wahh wahh wahh

Be Afraid

tudorpot wrote in domestic_snark Feb 23, 2012 19:09

When someone says "I know what I'm doing!" Be afraid. The Captain of the Costa Concordia probably said those words to the First Officer just before the ship hit the rocks. In this case, there is not much as stake other than looking like Phyllis Diller on a bad hair day.

OP
"Yesterday, I was at a beauty supply store and saw Adore Brand Demi-Permanent ( Read more... )

train wreck, let's ignore the obvious

Defeated by labels

klarenka wrote in domestic_snark Nov 09, 2011 12:06

Is removing labels really that damn hard? Or am I just a mean person for rolling my eyes at this? Or is this a troll, like the slimy bucket person?

What are allergies between friends?

the_punk_hippie wrote in domestic_snark Oct 06, 2011 20:03

My friend is borrowing my crockpot & using it to cook something with onions. I'm deathly allergic to onions.

Why not just tell your friend to either a) make something that doesn't use onions
or b) get her own damn crockpot (seriously, they're around $20)

I'm so edgy, I can cut the fabric with my hands.

journalismgirl wrote in domestic_snark Aug 22, 2011 19:28

I'm so edgy, I talk about myself in the third person. Can you help me make a "progressive" kilt?

Bonus edgy points granted for using the phrases "spanking the outerweb" and "skull-shaped sporn ideas". And having a username called "Psychopathic1".

Vinegar Solves EVERYTHING!

clynne wrote in domestic_snark Jul 26, 2011 01:47

Hey guys, I spilled vinegar in my car, how do I get the smell out?

With vinegar, of course!

Relationship Advice A La Postsecret

the_punk_hippie wrote in domestic_snark Jul 25, 2011 17:30

"Oh Raoul, you're perfect for me, but because you asked me for a naked picture I'm going to dump you. Never talk to me again, kthxbai"

"Oh, you want to know why I'm dumping you? It's because that any person, anywhere, who asks for a naked picture is obviously some slimeball who will videotape me without my knowledge (nevermind the fact that if ( Read more... )

I'm so confused. How am I supposed to shape, stretch, and roll out pizza dough on a preheated pizza stone that's already in the hot oven? Am I supposed to climb into the oven with it? Am I supposed to sacrifice my hands for the sake of a delicious pizza with a crispy crust? HOW DO I MAKE PIZZA ON A FIREBRICK ( Read more... )