Faux Pas?

Apr 30, 2009 00:10

Currently, I'm in bed with another man. I met him at the restaurant I was eating at tonight and he was upset because he'd been stood up. He tried to drown his sorrows and when that didn't work, I offered to take him back to his place and help him get to sleep ( Read more... )

hooking up, wandering life, to sleep or not to sleep, happy to help, don't want to be rude

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totaltyrant April 30 2009, 04:32:30 UTC
YOU'RE WHAT?!

Arion, where the fuck are you?!

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dolphinlad April 30 2009, 04:33:13 UTC
Your font is enormous.

I'm not sure?

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totaltyrant April 30 2009, 04:34:00 UTC
The regular sized font didn't properly convey my raeg displeasure.

How do you not know? Where were you when you picked up this fucking guy?

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dolphinlad April 30 2009, 04:36:39 UTC
Raeg?

I wasn't really paying attention. I was busy trying to keep him from falling over. He really hit the bottle hard.

Oh! The restaurant was fantastic! I...just don't remember where it was. It was like a little pub, I think? And we're not fucking, he's just sleeping.

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swinginglove April 30 2009, 06:46:43 UTC
is he at least attractive?

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dolphinlad April 30 2009, 15:18:25 UTC
Very. Does that make the situation better?

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swinginglove April 30 2009, 19:23:11 UTC
Absofuckinglutely~

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dolphinlad April 30 2009, 19:43:43 UTC
You'd advise sleeping with him, then, wouldn't you?

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yourinadequacy April 30 2009, 14:39:53 UTC
Oh, angel, you're supposed to take them back to your place or even a hotel so they don't get the satisfaction of kicking you out~

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dolphinlad April 30 2009, 15:19:03 UTC
Do you think he'll kick me out? We didn't sleep together. Then again, he may or may not have mentioned that he lives with his boyfriend.

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yourinadequacy April 30 2009, 15:40:56 UTC
Then you should probably leave before he gets back, unless you want to explain how you clearly didn't sleep together.

Or you could talk it out like civilised human beings~

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dolphinlad April 30 2009, 15:42:18 UTC
I need to figure out how to pry him off, first.

Do you think he'd be interested in talking? The only thing I'm really worried about is his boyfriend. The way he talks, the guy is enormous.

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un_rememorable April 30 2009, 17:09:45 UTC
Um.

I am not entirely certain what one would do in that sort of situation. I mean, it was very nice of you to do so, of course. Just - you could, um, leave a note? If you do decide that leaving would be most appropriate. It might be polite?

You could call a cab, though. To get home? Not that you could do that if you do not know where you are. Oh, I am not being very much help at all ...

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dolphinlad April 30 2009, 19:45:09 UTC
Do I just need to know the name of the complex if I called a cab?

And a note sounds perfect. ♥ If I can get him to let go of me.

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un_rememorable April 30 2009, 19:59:43 UTC
I should imagine?

And you may be able to flag one down if you can get outside.

That last one I am afraid I cannot be of much assistance with. Especially if he is holding onto things that you would prefer not to part with.

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dolphinlad April 30 2009, 20:06:33 UTC
That sounds like a good Plan B. Although running very quickly whether or not he wants to let go of me should his boyfriend show up is a close second.

Do you think he wants me to stay? Or does he just not want to be alone in general?

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dolphinlad April 30 2009, 20:07:27 UTC
I think he wanted to sleep with me, but he was too inebriated to start anything. I prefer people to be relatively sober if they do, anyway. I don't want to become another regret.

If he wants to sleep with me when he wakes up, though, I wouldn't mind.

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dolphinlad April 30 2009, 20:11:13 UTC
What do you mean?

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