I haven't posted in forever, and just had a hell of a time logging in after LJ decided to deactivate my old password because it didn't conform. Nothing here quite works right using Firefox for Linux. I had to download the app to my phone ( Read more... )

I've said it before, Americans are the stupidest people on the face of the earth....

MERRY CHRISTMAS!! ^_^

And sanity prevailed in the land.....

HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY!! ^__^

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“But you were always a good man of business, Jacob," faltered Scrooge, who now began to apply this to himself ( Read more... )

It's just not as satisfying when evil dictators die of natural causes...

I just got a new watch with the most amazing technology.. If it stops running, you don’t have to spend all sorts of time trying to find a shop that can replace the battery. Instead, you just turn this little knob on the side a bunch of times and it runs again!! I think it’s the latest thing....

Can we just call Queen Elizabeth II and apologize for that silly revolution thing and see if she’ll take us back??

It seems like a much better option than our current path of sliding into third world status while a bunch of egotistical baboons in Washington try to prove who has the biggest dick...

Every night I think the nuclear situation in Japan will start to improve. Because really, this isn’t the Soviet Union or even Harrisburg, PA. It’s Japan, best engineers in the world, surely they’ll be able to start getting this under control..

Every morning, it sounds worse. It sucks, to say the absolute least ^^;