Rude Awakening

[dogmar]

I was woken up this morning by a cat jumping on me. Mind you, we don't have a cat. This long black-haired fellow just decided to leap through my window onto my chest at about 9am, thus greatly surprising and confusing me. After said leaping, he was quite determined to hang out, maybe watch some cartoons, but I made it clear to him that he was

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[cerberusrising]

So....I suppose this proves everything...
God hates you....
By which, I mean to say.
I.....hate you.
That's right, I did it, I sent that fucking cat through your window and I hope it takes you along with it to burn in Hell! You self righteous sodomite pond-scum.
Awesome! Hey, I think we've just found your tagline in case of fox-news ever needing to interview you, the above would be the lower-third during your close ups.

[badmojoe]

You should get used to it, because that's how I plan on waking you up from now on.

[dogmar]

Like, with a cat, or you jumping through the window onto my chest?

[badmojoe]

Either way works, I suppose.

[_famine_]

All of you guys are awesome.

[cerberusrising]

I have given you my advice in response to your post on my journal. But just in case you read this first, and since this cat seems like a threat (probably from abroad and armed with WMD's....YOU FOUND THEM!) I recommend immediate action, and in a brief recap....Light up your balls and do the hustle....
Cat's don't fuck around when crazy ass crackers do the hustle with a burnin' marble bag.

[betsytron5000]

wow... that is terrifying.

i was going to email you, but i don't know your email address. anyway, thank you so much for showing up for the karaoke thing. hopefully we can get more people to show next time.

[kusicrew]

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