Rude Awakening
I was woken up this morning by a cat jumping on me. Mind you, we don't have a cat. This long black-haired fellow just decided to leap through my window onto my chest at about 9am, thus greatly surprising and confusing me. After said leaping, he was quite determined to hang out, maybe watch some cartoons, but I made it clear to him that he was going back out the window so I could continue to sleep. The nerve.