Martel! Damn snake bitch! Give me back my sword before I make you!

[ooc: Yeah, long story short, Martel stole Dorochet's sword and hid it, and now he's mad.

I'm happier than I want to admit that Martel is here. Having a comrade here who I know I can trust makes me feel alot better. It hurts to know that she died too though, she's stuck here like me. 'Least we got Greed around to watch out for. I think without him we'd go stir crazy.

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Fuck, why am I being so honest sentimental and shit?

Damn... what happened? Last thing I remember was that guy... he was wearin' Greed's face and right before he got me, he didn't smell right... And damn... remember knives, knives in my wrists knives in my legs ( Read more... )

Man, finally getting around to this thing again. New years I just hung around the forest and did some trainin'. There's this big wolf there who seems to like fightin' with me good enough. I woulda gone drinkin', but bein' a dog an' all, I don't got much resistance to booze. And I'm not used to drinkin' without Law and Martel.Least things calmed ( Read more... )

Uh, yeah, boss? I'm kind movin' out of the temple. Well, I technically already did... It's just pretty crowded in the temple an' I figure ya don't need me around too much since ya don't need to hide from the other homunculi or th' military. Hope ya don't mind. I got an apartment in building four if ya need me.

What.

The.

FUCK?!

Why the hell am I a goddamn girl again?! The frigging sucks, I can't train with these... things. My clothes don't even fit right!

( Cleaveage sucks! )

The hell? Why'd someone put the word sexy in th-

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

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Boss, don't even come near me today.

Fuck... damn my head hurts. I woke up in the underground with some dried up weird thing on the ground next to me. Anyone wanna fill me in on what happened?

Fuck all of this. Greed you worthless sack of soulless shit, I quit. I shoulda quit ages ago but with my stupid sense of loyalty to my 'master' I didn't want to. But here's my two weeks notice, two fuckin weeks late.

I'm outta here ya fucktard.

Come near me again after this and I'll see just how much effort it takes to kill you.

[ooc: Obviously ( Read more... )

[Filtered to Tayuya//Totally unhackable by Greed]

The boss broke the terms of your bet with him. He did it with some guy name Kantarou. Shit if he finds out I ratted him out, I'm mincemeat.