( Let's see if you're so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. )

[Warden Filter]

Mark Hoffman's been brought down to Zero after he attacked Jesse and Capa. I had to stun him, but otherwise, he's fine.

Anyone know about anyone else he might've attacked, don't keep it to yourself.

[Private to George]Something about him seemed kinda off, outside of the whole beating the crap out of people thing. He said he ( Read more... )

[Bones clicks on the video to show him sitting in his room with about five other fake, cooing tribbles sitting on his desk, in several different colors. The one you all saw a few days ago he handed off to Jane, but he got a couple more of them over the course of the flood ( Read more... )

[Bones has set up shop in the infirmary just like usual, despite being a cranky fifteen year old, and has managed to get his hands on some blue scrubs that... kind of fit. He does not look pleased to be several inches shorter and going through puberty again, but let's be real here people, Bones rarely looks particularly pleased about anything.]The ( Read more... )

[Private to Santa]

( Letter to Santa for Jim, Shego, Spock, Arya, T'Pol, Trip, Tim, John Connor, Sarah Connor, and the Infirmary Staff. )

As interesting a history lesson as that flood was, I could've done without turning into a chain smoker. Anyone have any suggestions on how to get the smell out of stuff?

For any of you new people, I'm Doctor Leonard McCoy, Chief Medical Officer of the starship Enterprise and head of the infirmary here. We're kinda short staffed at the moment, so ( Read more... )

[Warden Filter, backdated to right after this log.]

Raistlin poisoned Richie Gecko while he was in the infirmary. I've booted him off of support care indefinitely. Anyone has a problem with that, I'd be happy to explain the logic behind it.

[Public, present dated to Fourth Wall Day]Dr. Leonard McCoy, Chief medical officer of the USS Enterprise. ( Read more... )

[Private to Arya]

Cat, where are you?

[McCoy sounds slightly out of breath, and is trying to get this out of the way as fast as possible, because the crew members are eying those sharp things, and Bones doesn't want to be distracted when they start coming at him again. He's stunned two of them with his phaser by now. His accent is much more pronounced, and he's talking much faster than ( Read more... )

( Spam for Jim )