Fic: Flying Lessons (4/12)

[doctorpancakes]

Flying Lessons (4/12)
by Me, doctorpancakes
Fandoms: Boosh/Barley crossover
Pairings: Dan/Jones and Howard/Vince
Rating: PG, this chapter
Word Count: 1302, this chapter (4972 so far)
Warnings: implied past heterosexual relations and coffee
Disclaimer: I don't own these guys. I guess I own the special guest star of this chapter, but meh.
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[pitpony13]

Cute! I really liked Vince's description of Dan's outfit and Dan's reluctance to go shopping!

[doctorpancakes]

*squee* Thanks pitpony!

[ftw302]

DAN THE HOBO RAPIST. I like the drink orders. Vince getting his fat-free latte with A TON OF WHIPPED CREAM XD

I also love the big pause before Dan's "Really?" MAN I LOVE YOUR WRITING WRAUUGH

[doctorpancakes]

Vince is a complicated man.

I hope that pause came through in writing. I hear this stuff in my head like an episode of a television show, but with creepy amounts of narration.

So, like, a really bad television show.

WHY ARE YOU SO NICE OH MY GOLLY

[ftw302]

'CUZ IT'S TRUE it does come across as like an episode of the show, so you're doing a really good job with that BEING TRUTHFUL WAUUGH~

[doctorpancakes]

*blushes like 356938794762978 packets of strawberry bootlaces* THAT IS THE NICEST THING EVER SAID EVER. YOU ARE TOO NICE GOSHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[voodoohedghog]

Fave bit
"trying to make himself as small as possible in the hopes that she'd assume he'd imploded and leave without making any inquiries as to the scientific impossibility of such an event."
hahahahahhahaa

I thought "hobo rapist" was my look? But now that you point it out, yeah, Dan, he's who Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull was referring to in "Aqualung". I think Dan's even painted on the cover of that album. trufax yo.

OH AND OH MY GOD
"It's nice to meet someone who can fully appreciate the bliss that comes from being smacked in the face with a wall of jazz fusion" YES SO TRUE and so Howardy <3

[doctorpancakes]

OH MY GOSH DAN IS THE COVER OF AQUALUNG. Except with a haircut, and probably in an old Pixies tshirt.

THANK YOU THANK YOU <33333333

[doctorpancakes]

I KNOW. They have no reason to get all jealous, for gosh sakes! But I can see how they'd be nervous, poor things.

But Dan. OH I KNOW. He's a big silly, no? Also thank you for giving me a visual of Dan's bottom on an otherwise mundane workday. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[jezziejay]

Hee:) Jazz Trance Jealousy - I love it!

[doctorpancakes]

Thank you thank you, dear!