Fic: Flying Lessons (4/12)

[doctorpancakes]

Flying Lessons (4/12)
by Me, doctorpancakes
Fandoms: Boosh/Barley crossover
Pairings: Dan/Jones and Howard/Vince
Rating: PG, this chapter
Word Count: 1302, this chapter (4972 so far)
Warnings: implied past heterosexual relations and coffee
Disclaimer: I don't own these guys. I guess I own the special guest star of this chapter, but meh.
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[ftw302]

DAN THE HOBO RAPIST. I like the drink orders. Vince getting his fat-free latte with A TON OF WHIPPED CREAM XD

I also love the big pause before Dan's "Really?" MAN I LOVE YOUR WRITING WRAUUGH

[doctorpancakes]

Vince is a complicated man.

I hope that pause came through in writing. I hear this stuff in my head like an episode of a television show, but with creepy amounts of narration.

So, like, a really bad television show.

WHY ARE YOU SO NICE OH MY GOLLY

[ftw302]

'CUZ IT'S TRUE it does come across as like an episode of the show, so you're doing a really good job with that BEING TRUTHFUL WAUUGH~

[doctorpancakes]

*blushes like 356938794762978 packets of strawberry bootlaces* THAT IS THE NICEST THING EVER SAID EVER. YOU ARE TOO NICE GOSHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[jadore_histoire]

Vince would totally be like a customer I had once. Gave me and my coworker a whole lecture about how the syrups we use to flavor drinks are gross and full of empty calories and she would NEVER drink something with it! Then asked for extra whipped cream on her iced coffee.

[doctorpancakes]

LOLLERSKATES.

Because there are no empty calories in whipped cream.

*facepalm*