THIS IS A STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS POST

[doctorhenshin]

Lancashire McGee was wrestling with at the local foghorn, when he was struck by a notion of speeding velocity. Felled by the rapid-moving concept, Lancashire dropped into a metachloric lapse, and produced a wallaby from his prickly fingers. The complacent crew whose cameraderie forbade them to strike the stricken, or fell the fallen, proceeded

Comments

[derfrownmacher]

Reminds me of one of Hilary's old rants, but with far less footnotes...

[doctorhenshin]

Hmm... Perhaps because of the amounts of Firesign Theater that I have been absorbing? That could be it...

But I don't think it could really come close to something of Hilary's unless it had several thousand percent more cephalopods, and a significant number of percents more Rasputins.

[anon_99]

YOU LEARN WELL, YOUNG ENTERPRISING LESBIAN BELLYDANCING FAGGOT MONKEY
YOU GET A WHEAT-FREE, SUGAR-FREE, FAT-FREE CARDBOARD CAROB CHIP COOKIE

[doctorhenshin]

I was under the impression that I was a lesbian cow? lulz?

[fetus_fetish]

I want to rent out your consciousness as a legitimate and highly successful theme park enterprise.
However, I find it entirely unnecessary to bring Robert Plant into this.
Therefore, my rip-raping syllogism has effectively hornswoggled your...ehhhhhhhhtafelzeit. *honorable death*