Comments | doctor_j_crane: [37]

doctor_j_crane

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Dec 31, 2010 12:42

For those of you who are obviously behind on barge etiquette, I would recommend pretending that the flood never happened. Never underestimate the power of repression. After all, no one likes to be reminded of that time that they spent a whole day acting ridiculously, even if it is preserved on the journals for prosperity ( Read more... )

you should all listen to me, science bb, do not want barge, properly paranoid, i'm obviously awesome, being prepared, eames is a secret policeman, last chance saving throw, fear toxin, good and bad in the same post, dealing with people is hard

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ourlastbesthope December 31 2010, 01:49:54 UTC

...the power of repression?

This is why what you do is considered soft science.

doctor_j_crane December 31 2010, 01:50:45 UTC

I'm sorry, would you rather me explain in language that's too complicated for most of the people on the barge? It's not a crime to consider your audience before speaking.

ourlastbesthope December 31 2010, 01:51:37 UTC

And what do you consider your audience to be?

doctor_j_crane December 31 2010, 01:55:01 UTC

It's a public post, Capa. Are you having trouble comprehending basic information now?

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beyondxtime December 31 2010, 01:55:11 UTC

Oh god, please help me forget the pink rhino

doctor_j_crane December 31 2010, 01:57:18 UTC

Were you a pink rhino or was someone else?

beyondxtime December 31 2010, 02:22:52 UTC

Someone else. It...It tried to sing about cookies. It was horrible.

doctor_j_crane December 31 2010, 02:27:41 UTC

Please, it was hardly horrible. Gaudy at best, irritating at worst.

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BRB IN A COMA victimofnoone December 31 2010, 02:29:35 UTC

GUESS YOU'RE SAFE FROM ARTHAS THEN. Assuming Crane gets worried after he doesn't hear anything... doctor_j_crane December 31 2010, 02:32:12 UTC

Please do. Harass Capa about it. Lots. >:3 victimofnoone December 31 2010, 02:36:55 UTC

That's Crane's favourite game. <333 doctor_j_crane December 31 2010, 02:40:36 UTC

Private imaginationlol December 31 2010, 02:32:04 UTC

That depends on the information. If you were to tell me that the entire Barge might die, I would insist upon telling them what was necessary to prevent it. I can certainly prevent them from knowing it was you, if that's what you're worried about.

Private doctor_j_crane December 31 2010, 02:35:20 UTC

It's very specific and I don't want any of the other wardens to know. At all. No anonymous tip, no hints, nothing like that.

Private imaginationlol December 31 2010, 02:39:25 UTC

I can't promise that, Jonathan.

I trust you to tell me what you feel you can.

Private doctor_j_crane December 31 2010, 02:41:42 UTC

Funny, I don't feel like I can tell you when you can't even promise me some basic warden-inmate privilege. [Yes, Crane just invented that right then.]

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stopthat_destro December 31 2010, 04:13:47 UTC

Why do you care if anybody's spoken to Hayley? [Because LOL he doesn't know you two are BFFs.]

It's all those private filters they're rocking. doctor_j_crane December 31 2010, 04:18:19 UTC

That's my business. It doesn't matter anyway, since she's reportedly in a coma. [Crane: not about to keep this under wraps, because he's angry at Capa.]

stopthat_destro December 31 2010, 04:27:02 UTC

Your oh, so private business that you decided to make a public post concerning. Of course.

Good, then you can leave her alone.

doctor_j_crane December 31 2010, 04:29:09 UTC

I'm sorry. I clearly should have asked everyone on the barge individually for information about her whereabouts. Because that wouldn't have had exactly the same effect as a public post.

Why are you so interested? What she does or doesn't do is none of your business.

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