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Dec 31, 2010 12:42

For those of you who are obviously behind on barge etiquette, I would recommend pretending that the flood never happened. Never underestimate the power of repression. After all, no one likes to be reminded of that time that they spent a whole day acting ridiculously, even if it is preserved on the journals for prosperity ( Read more... )

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stopthat_destro December 31 2010, 04:13:47 UTC

Why do you care if anybody's spoken to Hayley? [Because LOL he doesn't know you two are BFFs.]

It's all those private filters they're rocking. doctor_j_crane December 31 2010, 04:18:19 UTC

That's my business. It doesn't matter anyway, since she's reportedly in a coma. [Crane: not about to keep this under wraps, because he's angry at Capa.]

stopthat_destro December 31 2010, 04:27:02 UTC

Your oh, so private business that you decided to make a public post concerning. Of course.

Good, then you can leave her alone.

doctor_j_crane December 31 2010, 04:29:09 UTC

I'm sorry. I clearly should have asked everyone on the barge individually for information about her whereabouts. Because that wouldn't have had exactly the same effect as a public post.

Why are you so interested? What she does or doesn't do is none of your business.

stopthat_destro December 31 2010, 04:34:05 UTC

You must be feeling exceptionally thick today if you can't think of another way of getting your question answered without inviting more questions. Well done, Crane.

Hm, now why would I be so interested when one of the most suspicious men on the Barge publicly asks after my former girlfriend's former inmate. [BECAUSE HE REFUSES TO SAY "FRIEND" IN PUBLIC.] What a puzzle... If only there was a doctor who specialized in the human mind around here.

doctor_j_crane December 31 2010, 04:38:02 UTC

You're assuming that more questions exist. There isn't a grand plot, Rex. Sometimes people just talk to each other like normal human beings. [Not that Crane has much experience with that himself.]

Your former girlfriend's former inmate? [Crane laughs.] Such a strong connection! What, did you get partial custody after the break up?

stopthat_destro December 31 2010, 05:03:05 UTC

Ah, you're trying to be human now. How cute.

[SO MUCH GRITTING OF THE TEETH.] Fine, she's a friend.

doctor_j_crane December 31 2010, 05:06:16 UTC

[A FRIEND? REX SAID THE WORD. THE FORBIDDEN WORD. That Crane is avoiding using himself.] A friend? Who's trying to be human now, Rex?

stopthat_destro December 31 2010, 05:38:47 UTC

[NO, IT BURNS. IT BURRRRNNNSSSSS.] Shocking. I know.

doctor_j_crane December 31 2010, 05:43:09 UTC

[AND WORSE, HE HAD THE OTHER TYPE OF FRIEND TOO.] A girlfriend and a friend. You're a regular social butterfly.

stopthat_destro December 31 2010, 05:58:45 UTC

[STOP, NO MORE.] Yes. Perhaps I could give you some tips one day.

doctor_j_crane December 31 2010, 06:04:06 UTC

[Crane doesn't like Rex changing the game like that.] Tips? From you? I don't think so.

stopthat_destro December 31 2010, 06:06:35 UTC

[Rex, meanwhile, LOVES IT.] Of course. Your pride... such as it is... wouldn't allow it. I understand.

doctor_j_crane December 31 2010, 06:15:31 UTC

[Crane can feel his lols.] Oh, please. I don't need help. I have perfectly adequate social skills.

stopthat_destro December 31 2010, 06:29:27 UTC

Perfectly adequate. Such willingness to settle for mediocrity... [SHRUG.] But far be it from me to stop you. I'll leave you to your perfect adequacy.

doctor_j_crane December 31 2010, 06:31:03 UTC

Considering that I'm on better terms with Hayley than you are, my perfect adequacy must be superior to yours.

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