dammit!

[docdearly]

I was talking to this bloke about a book, don't really remember which book he wanted and maybe that's why I've never been employee of the month, anyway, I was talking to him and he said his name was Courtney

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[dim_problem]

It's the Irish version of a Welsh name. Thus, you must be full of Celtic manliness (even if you don't have the accent to match).

[docdearly]

And you're named after the Greek goddess of the hearth. Not exactly Welsh.

The only way I would have more Celtic manliness is if I had red hair and I put it into dreadlocks.

[dim_problem]

I was more named after a certain liqueur, but never mind, it's still not Welsh.

Nah, that's more Scottish Celtic manliness. Here? You need to get yourself down a mine, dear.

[docdearly]

I am an innocent young lad and have no such thoughts about alcohol.

I was thinking kilt fashion actually, seeing as I don't want the black lung.

[nomudbloods]

Your name's about the only butch thing about you.

And even then it's questionable.

[docdearly]

Is that a jab in the direction of my sexuality?

[nomudbloods]

Heavens, no! I wouldn't want to jab the poor thing.

[docdearly]

That's a shame, because it'll want a jab at you. Rwar.

[omg_siriusly]

You're still pretty wimpy there, Doc.

[docdearly]

'sokay. Doing pretty good despite, Sirius.

[omg_siriusly]

Reckon it'd only be a problem if your name was girlier than your girl's name.

And it's not, so you're okay. How is she, by the way?

[docdearly]

And even then I don't think it'd matter too much. My girl's not shallow.

She's good. She's busy, 'course. Always working or out saving the world.