dammit!

[docdearly]

I was talking to this bloke about a book, don't really remember which book he wanted and maybe that's why I've never been employee of the month, anyway, I was talking to him and he said his name was Courtney

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[dim_problem]

It's the Irish version of a Welsh name. Thus, you must be full of Celtic manliness (even if you don't have the accent to match).

[docdearly]

And you're named after the Greek goddess of the hearth. Not exactly Welsh.

The only way I would have more Celtic manliness is if I had red hair and I put it into dreadlocks.

[dim_problem]

I was more named after a certain liqueur, but never mind, it's still not Welsh.

Nah, that's more Scottish Celtic manliness. Here? You need to get yourself down a mine, dear.

[docdearly]

I am an innocent young lad and have no such thoughts about alcohol.

I was thinking kilt fashion actually, seeing as I don't want the black lung.

[dim_problem]

Ah, well, my family weren't quite the same when they named me.

Kilts...hmmm. I'd prefer you all dirtied up and strong like a miner than a knobbly kneed man in a kilt.

[docdearly]

Clearly. It's a pretty name though. They could have named you Wild Turkey.

Can't you just prefer me as I am, not in a kilt or dirty?

[dim_problem]

Or vodka. That would be a fun name. Or not.

...I suppose.

[docdearly]

Could have named you Jim Beam.

You're breaking my heart, Vodka.

[dim_problem]

Or Jack Daniels.

Awww.