Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme

Oct 24, 2007 03:02

Welcome to the Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme!

How it works:

* Comment anonymously with a kinkfic request. All requests must contain a character or pairing/threesome/moresome (any combination of guys/girls/shinigami/whatever are OK, crossovers are fine too), and at least one kink. If you need inspiration, check out this huge list of kinks by eliade. ( Read more... )

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Tired & Emotional [1/4] anonymous December 3 2009, 07:44:49 UTC
HAHA hi like…two months later OTL. This is super derpy and I couldn’t really make it smutty - such fail on my part, rofl, I couldn’t manage sex even with one of the characters completely wasted ghsdfgh

Anyway, this is my first fill. I hope it’s not like…intolerably bad rofl. someone more capable should feel free to fill this too, this prompt is awesome.

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L was drunk.

It had started out innocently enough. Well, as innocently as anything involving Light could be. Just add a bit of this to his ice cream, Light had requested, smiling charmingly at the waitress. It’s his birthday. It’d be an easy enough way to loosen the famous detective’s tongue; perhaps he’d learn something valuable. At the very least it would win him the advantage in the conversation ( ... )

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Re: Tired & Emotional [1/4] anonymous December 3 2009, 07:47:19 UTC
There was a banging noise from directly above. Light swore and legged it back upstairs, taking a sloppily-poured cup of black coffee with him.

He burst into his room to find L balancing on his shoulders on the floor, looking dazed.

“Light,” he said, blinking owlishly up at him, “your room doesn’t work. Did you Kira the gravity in here?”

Light resisted the urge to kick him, and instead hoisted him up by his shirt, back onto the bed. For a moment they were eye-to-eye, and Light stared at him, trying to figure out how this had gone so ridiculously wrong. L blinked at him - focused - and leaned forward to lick his cheek.

“Eugh!” Light stumbled backwards and into his desk, rubbing viciously at his face. “What the hell,” he hissed. “You - you licked me!”

“You taste like sunshine,” L announced, his voice muffled from where he’d collapsed into Light’s chest.

This simply wasn’t right. He was Light Yagami - an important person even without the apotheosing. He wasn’t someone you could just go around tasting. “Look - Watari’ll be here to ( ... )

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Tired & Emotional [3/4] (pfft pretend I didn't screw up 2) anonymous December 3 2009, 07:50:20 UTC
Light issued a pained sigh and stepped forward. “Arms up,” he ordered, reached down to the older man’s hips to slide the shirt up after them. It took a bit of tugging to get it over his head. Light wasn’t sure, but he thought the detective shivered lightly as his fingertips grazed the taut skin of his ribs. He raised an eyebrow and looked up, catching the slightly unfocused gaze of those wide black eyes ( ... )

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Tired & Emotional [4/4] anonymous December 3 2009, 07:52:27 UTC
“Uh,” Light managed. He frowned, and decided to try again. “What the f- ”

This time he was cut off by a much more enthusiastic assault, sending both of them reeling backwards on the bed. Once again Light found himself completely taken aback, and could do little more than stare at the man above him as he attacked his mouth. Still-wet hair tickled his forehead and dripped into his eyes.

He came back to his senses as he felt a tongue that wasn’t his own swipe over his lower lip. Licking again - that was it. “Okay - get off!” Light managed to pry the detective off of him (he was surprisingly spry for his emaciated frame and current condition) and dumped him back onto the bed as he stepped away. He wiped his mouth off with the back of his hand, then gave L an unfathomable look. “Why did you do that ( ... )

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Re: Tired & Emotional [4/4] anonymous December 3 2009, 21:04:53 UTC
THIS IS AMAZING. <333

I just about lost it at L's first comment about Light's tie. I love how annoyed Light was but still made sure to take care of him.... and also the sort of unspoken, knowing thing at the end, when Light seemed more calm/amused by the "exercise" suggestion than disgusted... it was like, "yeah, I know, I... theoretically.... no, just no."

I wrote a drunk!L fic once too (Light was drunk too), and I couldn't bring myself to write sex in it either!! (It's on y!gallery if you have an account, it's called Anticlimactic... for that very reason XD) I didn't think I should post it as a response though, since I'd written it a little while back, and I don't think my L was quite weird enough for the request... haha. I'm so glad this got filled; this is absolutely hysterical. <3

(And thank you for putting the snozzberries in there!!!! <3)

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Re: Tired & Emotional [4/4] anonymous December 3 2009, 21:51:30 UTC
jfghlsh thank you ;___;

Submitting something is so much scarier than I realized, hahh.

Oh oh and because I'm a dork and probably no one else will get it, the title is, uh...this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tired_and_emotional

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Re: Tired & Emotional [4/4] anonymous December 4 2009, 05:31:03 UTC
I'M DYING. THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER.

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Re: Tired & Emotional [4/4] anonymous December 4 2009, 13:52:28 UTC
FFF THANKS

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Re: Tired & Emotional [4/4] anonymous December 4 2009, 21:51:43 UTC
dfjdsf

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY SUPERB.

“If you don’t disappear right back to where you just came from, I’ll write every fruit farmer off the face of this earth.” Absolutely motherfucking *classic*. Be mine?

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Re: Tired & Emotional [4/4] anonymous December 4 2009, 22:35:28 UTC
yes for sure

i thought you'd never ask 8u8 &hearts

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Re: Tired & Emotional [4/4] anonymous December 4 2009, 21:54:46 UTC
L waited a full five seconds before swiveling his gaze up to meet Light’s. “Is this real life?” he whispered, horrified.
DAVID AFTER DENTIST. OH YES. I love you for including this. :DDD And the tears of wonder. TEARS OF WONDER. Oh, L. This is the most amazing thing I think I've ever read.

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Re: Tired & Emotional [4/4] anonymous December 4 2009, 22:34:12 UTC
LOLOL thank you for noticing that :D :D

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Re: Tired & Emotional [4/4] anonymous December 5 2009, 05:49:09 UTC
I LOL'ED FOREVER AT THAT.

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anonymous December 4 2009, 23:33:34 UTC
Absolutely incredible. Really perfect characterization, and hilarious as heck.

And, a kiss and an aborted make-out session is fine. It's still smut, and was great.

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anonymous December 5 2009, 00:39:34 UTC
Ahh you're lovely. Thank you. @___@ &hearts

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Not the OP lol anonymous December 8 2009, 06:27:23 UTC
Oh my gosh, I lol'd so hard. It's fricking 1:30 in the morning, everyone's sleeping, and I just read the snozzeberries part. XD THANK YOOOOUUUUU!!!! This is so fantastic! ^__^

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