Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme

Oct 24, 2007 03:02

Welcome to the Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme!

How it works:

* Comment anonymously with a kinkfic request. All requests must contain a character or pairing/threesome/moresome (any combination of guys/girls/shinigami/whatever are OK, crossovers are fine too), and at least one kink. If you need inspiration, check out this huge list of kinks by eliade. ( Read more... )

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Tired & Emotional [4/4] anonymous December 3 2009, 07:52:27 UTC
“Uh,” Light managed. He frowned, and decided to try again. “What the f- ”

This time he was cut off by a much more enthusiastic assault, sending both of them reeling backwards on the bed. Once again Light found himself completely taken aback, and could do little more than stare at the man above him as he attacked his mouth. Still-wet hair tickled his forehead and dripped into his eyes.

He came back to his senses as he felt a tongue that wasn’t his own swipe over his lower lip. Licking again - that was it. “Okay - get off!” Light managed to pry the detective off of him (he was surprisingly spry for his emaciated frame and current condition) and dumped him back onto the bed as he stepped away. He wiped his mouth off with the back of his hand, then gave L an unfathomable look. “Why did you do that?”

L peered back at him with a completely innocent expression, thumb hooked back in his mouth. Light tried not to look at it. “You said exercise was next - didn’t you?”

Light took a moment to mentally compose himself before responding. “Ryuuzaki,” he said, almost smiling. “Neither of us is drunk enough for that.”

L tilted his head in mild bemusement - after a moment, the rest of him followed. Light sighed, stepping forward to help him right himself. I just want this to be over as soon as possible. “Perhaps we should skip straight to the sleeping?”

L seemed to consider it, but then nodded. Light considered protesting when he stayed in the exact same position, using Light’s stomach as a pillow, but decided it wasn’t worth it. He just slipped the towel between them so his midsection wouldn’t get completely soaked.

“I suppose Matsuda can wait,” L said. It was a moment before Light realized what he was talking about, but he smirked, toying absently with a lock of pitch-black hair. L yawned widely, and then continued. “As can your explanation.”

His fingers paused.

As the detective’s breathing deepened, Light wondered if strychnine would’ve been easier.

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Re: Tired & Emotional [4/4] anonymous December 3 2009, 21:04:53 UTC
THIS IS AMAZING. <333

I just about lost it at L's first comment about Light's tie. I love how annoyed Light was but still made sure to take care of him.... and also the sort of unspoken, knowing thing at the end, when Light seemed more calm/amused by the "exercise" suggestion than disgusted... it was like, "yeah, I know, I... theoretically.... no, just no."

I wrote a drunk!L fic once too (Light was drunk too), and I couldn't bring myself to write sex in it either!! (It's on y!gallery if you have an account, it's called Anticlimactic... for that very reason XD) I didn't think I should post it as a response though, since I'd written it a little while back, and I don't think my L was quite weird enough for the request... haha. I'm so glad this got filled; this is absolutely hysterical. <3

(And thank you for putting the snozzberries in there!!!! <3)

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Re: Tired & Emotional [4/4] anonymous December 3 2009, 21:51:30 UTC
jfghlsh thank you ;___;

Submitting something is so much scarier than I realized, hahh.

Oh oh and because I'm a dork and probably no one else will get it, the title is, uh...this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tired_and_emotional

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Re: Tired & Emotional [4/4] anonymous December 4 2009, 05:31:03 UTC
I'M DYING. THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER.

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Re: Tired & Emotional [4/4] anonymous December 4 2009, 13:52:28 UTC
FFF THANKS

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Re: Tired & Emotional [4/4] anonymous December 4 2009, 21:51:43 UTC
dfjdsf

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY SUPERB.

“If you don’t disappear right back to where you just came from, I’ll write every fruit farmer off the face of this earth.” Absolutely motherfucking *classic*. Be mine?

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Re: Tired & Emotional [4/4] anonymous December 4 2009, 22:35:28 UTC
yes for sure

i thought you'd never ask 8u8 &hearts

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Re: Tired & Emotional [4/4] anonymous December 4 2009, 21:54:46 UTC
L waited a full five seconds before swiveling his gaze up to meet Light’s. “Is this real life?” he whispered, horrified.
DAVID AFTER DENTIST. OH YES. I love you for including this. :DDD And the tears of wonder. TEARS OF WONDER. Oh, L. This is the most amazing thing I think I've ever read.

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Re: Tired & Emotional [4/4] anonymous December 4 2009, 22:34:12 UTC
LOLOL thank you for noticing that :D :D

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Re: Tired & Emotional [4/4] anonymous December 5 2009, 05:49:09 UTC
I LOL'ED FOREVER AT THAT.

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anonymous December 4 2009, 23:33:34 UTC
Absolutely incredible. Really perfect characterization, and hilarious as heck.

And, a kiss and an aborted make-out session is fine. It's still smut, and was great.

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anonymous December 5 2009, 00:39:34 UTC
Ahh you're lovely. Thank you. @___@ &hearts

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Not the OP lol anonymous December 8 2009, 06:27:23 UTC
Oh my gosh, I lol'd so hard. It's fricking 1:30 in the morning, everyone's sleeping, and I just read the snozzeberries part. XD THANK YOOOOUUUUU!!!! This is so fantastic! ^__^

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Re: Not the OP lol anonymous December 9 2009, 03:14:02 UTC
thank you 8u8 <3333

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Re: Tired & Emotional [4/4] anonymous December 14 2009, 18:27:28 UTC
BAHAHAHAHAHA, AWESOME. The more I read it, the more I lol and the more references I spot. It took me a while to realise the significance of the Catullus, and David After Dentist eluded me too initially. And then there was this: L nodded hazily in agreement, then plucked a pen from the ground. "I bet this comes in handy," he said. Could that possibly be a reference to that one fic where L fucks Light with a pen?

Either way, it made me lol infinitely. Well done, anon. Well done. :'D

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Re: Tired & Emotional [4/4] anonymous December 14 2009, 18:51:21 UTC
YES IT WAS

rofl I'm so glad someone noticed that 8D 8D 8D <3

conclusion:
I spend way too much time here.

Thank you!! &hearts

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