Round Robin: Table of Contents
Title: The Terrible Tale of Pirate Granger and her Snarky First Mate/Soon-to-be Ex-Husband Draco Malfoy as They Travel Six of the Seven Seas Fighting Deadly Cheese, Chest Hair, Wacky Wizarding Laws, Muggle Traffic, Creepy Pandas and Each Other
Authors: unseen1969, captainraychill, alina290, mihnn, itsraa, justthedreams, scarlettcat_5, pokeystar, RZZMG, silverotter1, and with_rhyme
Disclaimer:This work is intended to be a transformative commentary on the original. All characters belong to J.K. Rowling. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: It's not easy being married to pirate. And Draco just wants to be divorced with kids. Not to start some Muggle business and certainly not to be embroiled in a murder-conspiracy involving cheese, ancient wizarding laws, and of all the terrible things in the world, unwanted body hair.
Authors' Note: You know the drill: dormiensa is our awesome beta. Check back regularly for any available explanation.
Warnings/Rating: T/crack
Table of Contents
Chapter One: A Young Pirate Queen Named Hermione... by unseenlibrarian
Chapter Two: Here Comes the Bride by captainraychill
Chapter Three: Training Some Staff in the Muggle Way by alina290
Chapter Four: Are You Pregnant Yet, Hermione Granger? by mihnn
Chapter Five: And with one day to the Grand Opening... by itsraa
Chapter Six: I Hate Pandas, And I Don't Care Who Knows It by justthedreams
Chapter Seven: What the Cheese is Going On Here? by scarlettcat_5
Chapter Eight: Screaming Meemees by pokeystar
Chapter Nine: Ringers by rzzmg
Chapter Ten: Let No One Put Asunder by silverotter1
Chapter Eleven: Of Horns that Make Everyone Horny by with rhyme
Chapter Twelve: Pig Latin Pandamonium by pokeystar
Chapter Thirteen: Blocking Animal Fornication!!! by alina290
Chapter Fourteen: To *BLEEP* or Not To *BLEEP* by rzzmg
Chapter Fifteen: One Month Later by captainraychill
Chapter Sixteen: The Dread Pirate Queen, A.K.A. Mum by scarlettcat
Chapter Seventeen: Big Balls by silverotter
Chapter Eighteen: The Beginnings of a Bow by justthedreams
Chapter Nineteen: Of Tights, Werewolf Babysitters, and the Cold Making Things Smaller by with_rhyme
Chapter Twenty: Did it just get warmer in here? by unseen1969
Authors: unseen1969, captainraychill, alina290, mihnn, itsraa, justthedreams, scarlettcat_5, pokeystar, RZZMG, silverotter1, and with_rhyme
Disclaimer:This work is intended to be a transformative commentary on the original. All characters belong to J.K. Rowling. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: It's not easy being married to pirate. And Draco just wants to be divorced with kids. Not to start some Muggle business and certainly not to be embroiled in a murder-conspiracy involving cheese, ancient wizarding laws, and of all the terrible things in the world, unwanted body hair.
Authors' Note: You know the drill: dormiensa is our awesome beta. Check back regularly for any available explanation.
Warnings/Rating: T/crack
Table of Contents
Chapter One: A Young Pirate Queen Named Hermione... by unseenlibrarian
Chapter Two: Here Comes the Bride by captainraychill
Chapter Three: Training Some Staff in the Muggle Way by alina290
Chapter Four: Are You Pregnant Yet, Hermione Granger? by mihnn
Chapter Five: And with one day to the Grand Opening... by itsraa
Chapter Six: I Hate Pandas, And I Don't Care Who Knows It by justthedreams
Chapter Seven: What the Cheese is Going On Here? by scarlettcat_5
Chapter Eight: Screaming Meemees by pokeystar
Chapter Nine: Ringers by rzzmg
Chapter Ten: Let No One Put Asunder by silverotter1
Chapter Eleven: Of Horns that Make Everyone Horny by with rhyme
Chapter Twelve: Pig Latin Pandamonium by pokeystar
Chapter Thirteen: Blocking Animal Fornication!!! by alina290
Chapter Fourteen: To *BLEEP* or Not To *BLEEP* by rzzmg
Chapter Fifteen: One Month Later by captainraychill
Chapter Sixteen: The Dread Pirate Queen, A.K.A. Mum by scarlettcat
Chapter Seventeen: Big Balls by silverotter
Chapter Eighteen: The Beginnings of a Bow by justthedreams
Chapter Nineteen: Of Tights, Werewolf Babysitters, and the Cold Making Things Smaller by with_rhyme
Chapter Twenty: Did it just get warmer in here? by unseen1969