my wife quoth...
Things you (probably) do not want to hear from your wife:
#8: You know, if you ever wanted to do drag, you'd pull it off nicely: you have the legs for it.
For those keeping track, here's the record so far:
#1: Wow, you dodge better than Serena!
#2: I'm tired of you throwing the laws of the state of California in my face.
#3: No, really, are you gay?
#4: If you keep saying that, I'm going to have sex with her to spite you.
#5: If I had a penis, you'd love me even more!
#6: Girl-talk with me or I'm not going to go to Kung Fu!
#7: You'll want them when you're pregnant.
#8: You know, if you ever wanted to do drag, you'd pull it off nicely: you have the legs for it.
For those keeping track, here's the record so far:
#1: Wow, you dodge better than Serena!
#2: I'm tired of you throwing the laws of the state of California in my face.
#3: No, really, are you gay?
#4: If you keep saying that, I'm going to have sex with her to spite you.
#5: If I had a penis, you'd love me even more!
#6: Girl-talk with me or I'm not going to go to Kung Fu!
#7: You'll want them when you're pregnant.