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chinatown geolocation
In San Francisco's Chinatown.
I call Saffy to try to locate her.
Me: Where are you?
Saffy: Um, it's a place with a bunch of little boutiques.
Me: ... -
california quoths
Me: Remember, you once said when I was old and ugly and bald, you'd fondly remember how handsome I once was?
Saffy: Yeah.
Me: So?
Saffy: Not yet. I'll tell you when.
Me: ...
Me: I don't like this tie.
Saffy: The tie is great.
Me: I don't like it. Usually, when I dress up, I look good. In this, I just look... okay.
Saffy & Usha:
Me: ... -
sex terms
Saffy: I'm learning that man-rocket isn't a good term to use.
Me: ...
Unrelated: I forgot how much hassle a ten-week puppy is. Probably not dogsitting again till Nochka is toilet-trained.
Unrelated: Yom Kippur ended today at sundown. Notes to come, no doubt. -
Otakon
<8 hours into the drive back.>
Saffy: A drive-through porta-potty would be a wonderful thing. -
You can lead an engineer to a whiteboard
True story.At a previous job, I did a lot of interviews. We asked candidates to write mostly-syntactically-correct code on the white board to solve simple problems. This was a way of weeding out people who couldn't code. It was important to us ( Read more... ) -
The one with eskimo pussy
This is a phone conversation. I do not know this at the start, but Saffy is referring to a movie I saw once, around four months ago.
Saffy: Hey, what was that funny movie you saw?
Me: ... I'm not sure?
Saffy: The one with Eskimo pussy.
Me: . . .
Saffy: You know: I don't know but I've been told--
Me: ... Full Metal Jacket. -
maneless dog
Took Dante to PetSmart to get him groomed before his birthday. (His first time being professionally groomed ( Read more... ) -
Moo
We just launched the biggest thing in bovine anatomical exploration since the first fistulated cows of 1833.
http://goo.gl/BeMye
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Google Body v2
Just launched v2 of Google Body.
You'll probably need Chrome 10+ and a comparatively recent OS to get it to run. Other options supporting WebGL are here, with FF4 the next best choice, but you may have to force WebGL in about:config.
Spine
Brain interior
Female reproductive
Male reproductive
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