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[djmadadam]

It's time for a promotion.

howifuckdup2day

It peels, it slices, it dices.
Add your mishaps and shortcomings, and it also degrades and deprecates!

We're having a Buy-One-Get-One-Free Sale AND a 50% Off Sale both AT THE SAME TIME!

JOIN NOW and you'll get a limited-edition
Pile of Fail commemorative plate!

Comments

[buggrit_1979]

I JOINED WEEKS AGO. I want my fucking plate. :(

THIS IS A SCAM.

[djmadadam]

Please, continue to hold...

[buggrit_1979]

I want to speak to your supervisor, now. NOW DAMMIT. I AM ENRAGED, ESCALATE MY CALL.

[djmadadam]

Your call is important to us. Do not hang up. Remain on the line and someone will be with you shortly...

[putzmeisterbear]

Shouldn't that plate have a crack in it?

[djmadadam]

No, it leaves the warehouse in pristine condition. Damaging the merchandise is the sole responsibility of the carrier. In fact, we formed our own carrier service by reconvening all the displaced former employees of DHL.