OMG. HAHAA. I FOUND THIS HOROSCOPE THINGIE FROM SOMEWHERE. I FORGOT WHERE. AND IT'S TOTALLY not ACCURATE!!
Gasped! I finally mastered the LJcut!! DJ HAS GONE UP A LEVEL!!! *insert victory theme*
HOROSCOPE 2008!
ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice.
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and don't rape bully your little cousins!!
I will do your meme later. Really. Now have to faster finish work because I was reading Ludwig Kakumei which you totally must read omg its so good fairytales handsome prince with necrophilia and sadism fetish with cute uke manservant and many bitches princesses eeeeeeeeee
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YES I SHALL ONE DAY SAVE THE WORLD WITH MY HYPERNESS!
YOU HAVE A RECKLESS TENDENCY TO RELY ON LUCK SINCE YOU HAVE NO TALENT.
(shifts uncomfortably until there is a squishing sound) AH NOES!!! YOU KILLED MY GOOD LUCK CRICKET IN MY POCKET!
THE MAJORITY OF SAGITTARIANS ARE DRUNKS & POTHEADS.
yeah yeah... I'm drunk...ON PINEAPPLE JUICE THAT I DRINKS EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE! Pothead?! (begins to wonder if i became a pothead when i was five when i played with pots and pans like hats)
PEOPLE LAUGH AT YOU A LOT BECAUSE YOU ARE ALWAYS GETTING FUCKED.
AT LEAST I AM GETTING SOME SMEXY ACTION! (drool...) hmm...uh..there's a double meaning to this, huh? (W#$*#$#)
(POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE NEJI STYLE)
I NOES! You are the SMEXY BEAST in the ORANGEY SHIRT THAT DIDN'T WANT TO GET HER HANDS DIRTY WITH THE KIDS---- uh... Tell me I'm right! SOAPY IS SMART!
Jeez, you're a whore that will die of a venereal disease?
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NO. SOAPY IS WRONG. BAD SOAPY. BAD SOAPY. I'm the one wrestling withmolesting the kids.
YOU HAVE NO TALENT!! YOU SUXORSSS. HAHA Kidding. Everyone loves talentless people! <3
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DAMMIT! IT WAS THAT FREAKIN OBVIOUS TOO! YOU WOULD LIKE TO BEAT & SQUISH THE KIDS' HEADS! You're the smexy sadist that can take on three! That's talent right there!
I just realized that those three girls are standing from tallest to smallest/smallest to tallest...that is creepy AMAZING! THEY SHALL GROW UP TO BE LIKE YOU!
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HAHA!! I told them to pose that way. XDDD And my cousin who is younger than me, is liek, 3cm taller than me?!?!?! OH NOESSSSSSSSSS. OH NOESSSSSSSSS. O NOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. i KINDA feel your pain now.
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