CHECK YOUR HOROSCOPE 2008 TODAY!!

Feb 17, 2008 01:08

OMG. HAHAA. I FOUND THIS HOROSCOPE THINGIE FROM SOMEWHERE. I FORGOT WHERE. AND IT'S TOTALLY not ACCURATE!!

Gasped! I finally mastered the LJcut!! DJ HAS GONE UP A LEVEL!!! *insert victory theme*

HOROSCOPE 2008!
ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. ( Read more... )

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sleckt February 16 2008, 18:38:21 UTC
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL OMG HAHAHA HOROSCOPE

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starstray February 16 2008, 23:58:56 UTC
yes let's die together of venereal disease
and don't rape bully your little cousins!!
I will do your meme later. Really. Now have to faster finish work because I was reading Ludwig Kakumei which you totally must read omg its so good fairytales handsome prince with necrophilia and sadism fetish with cute uke manservant and many bitches princesses eeeeeeeeee

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mee_goreng February 17 2008, 00:01:15 UTC
HOROSCOPE IS A BRILLIANT SHIT!

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ext_83123 February 17 2008, 03:47:06 UTC
KISS MIRRORS ALOT???? LIESS LIESSS!!! *wipes saliva off mirror*

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djkiku February 17 2008, 05:54:34 UTC
HAHAAH. OMG. WTF. YOU DISGUSTING NARCISSIST. XDDD

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ext_83123 February 17 2008, 16:32:45 UTC
OH. AND STAY AWAY FROM THE KIDS, YOU PEDO.

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<33 I love grannies too!! djkiku February 17 2008, 17:25:52 UTC
ZOMG. OKAY FINE. I'LL TAKE MY PEDOPHILLIA SOMEWHERE ELSE AND YOU DON'T COME TOO CLOSE TOO MIRROR KISSING GRANNY!!! HAHAHA!! <3333

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Alright, lemme poke this thingy. puppetstrings February 19 2008, 03:13:06 UTC
YOU ARE OPTIMISITIC & ENTHUSIASTIC.

YES I SHALL ONE DAY SAVE THE WORLD WITH MY HYPERNESS!

YOU HAVE A RECKLESS TENDENCY TO RELY ON LUCK SINCE YOU HAVE NO TALENT.

(shifts uncomfortably until there is a squishing sound) AH NOES!!! YOU KILLED MY GOOD LUCK CRICKET IN MY POCKET!

THE MAJORITY OF SAGITTARIANS ARE DRUNKS & POTHEADS.

yeah yeah... I'm drunk...ON PINEAPPLE JUICE THAT I DRINKS EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE! Pothead?! (begins to wonder if i became a pothead when i was five when i played with pots and pans like hats)

PEOPLE LAUGH AT YOU A LOT BECAUSE YOU ARE ALWAYS GETTING FUCKED.

AT LEAST I AM GETTING SOME SMEXY ACTION! (drool...) hmm...uh..there's a double meaning to this, huh? (W#$*#$#)

(POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE NEJI STYLE)

I NOES! You are the SMEXY BEAST in the ORANGEY SHIRT THAT DIDN'T WANT TO GET HER HANDS DIRTY WITH THE KIDS---- uh... Tell me I'm right! SOAPY IS SMART!

Jeez, you're a whore that will die of a venereal disease?

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Hyperness won't save the day, SADISM WILL. djkiku February 20 2008, 15:44:24 UTC
YEAH. But at least I'll get laid right?? XDD HEY! You too!! At least we're getting laid right?? HAHAHA.

NO. SOAPY IS WRONG. BAD SOAPY. BAD SOAPY. I'm the one wrestling withmolesting the kids.

YOU HAVE NO TALENT!! YOU SUXORSSS. HAHA Kidding. Everyone loves talentless people! <3

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More like Smexy's sadism will take over the world puppetstrings February 21 2008, 00:46:32 UTC
HEY!!!!!! (JAW DROPS)...yes, we BOTH GET LAID.

DAMMIT! IT WAS THAT FREAKIN OBVIOUS TOO! YOU WOULD LIKE TO BEAT & SQUISH THE KIDS' HEADS! You're the smexy sadist that can take on three! That's talent right there!

I just realized that those three girls are standing from tallest to smallest/smallest to tallest...that is creepy AMAZING! THEY SHALL GROW UP TO BE LIKE YOU!

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XDDDDD I HOPE djkiku February 26 2008, 15:48:40 UTC
NO WAY MAN. If they grow up like me, I'LL CRY YOU KNOW. TT_TT They'll grow up to be savages liek me!! Sadists!! NO NO. THIS MUST NOT HAPPEN!!! Yes, talent, I admit. I'M GOOD. I grew up watching pr0n - uh uh , no I mean WWE wrestling matches. XD

HAHA!! I told them to pose that way. XDDD And my cousin who is younger than me, is liek, 3cm taller than me?!?!?! OH NOESSSSSSSSSS. OH NOESSSSSSSSS. O NOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. i KINDA feel your pain now.

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