CHECK YOUR HOROSCOPE 2008 TODAY!!

[djkiku]

OMG. HAHAA. I FOUND THIS HOROSCOPE THINGIE FROM SOMEWHERE. I FORGOT WHERE. AND IT'S TOTALLY not ACCURATE!!

Gasped! I finally mastered the LJcut!! DJ HAS GONE UP A LEVEL!!! *insert victory theme*

HOROSCOPE 2008!
ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice.

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Alright, lemme poke this thingy.

[puppetstrings]

YOU ARE OPTIMISITIC & ENTHUSIASTIC.

YES I SHALL ONE DAY SAVE THE WORLD WITH MY HYPERNESS!

YOU HAVE A RECKLESS TENDENCY TO RELY ON LUCK SINCE YOU HAVE NO TALENT.

(shifts uncomfortably until there is a squishing sound) AH NOES!!! YOU KILLED MY GOOD LUCK CRICKET IN MY POCKET!

THE MAJORITY OF SAGITTARIANS ARE DRUNKS & POTHEADS.

yeah yeah... I'm drunk...ON PINEAPPLE JUICE THAT I DRINKS EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE! Pothead?! (begins to wonder if i became a pothead when i was five when i played with pots and pans like hats)

PEOPLE LAUGH AT YOU A LOT BECAUSE YOU ARE ALWAYS GETTING FUCKED.

AT LEAST I AM GETTING SOME SMEXY ACTION! (drool...) hmm...uh..there's a double meaning to this, huh? (W#$*#$#)

(POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE NEJI STYLE)

I NOES! You are the SMEXY BEAST in the ORANGEY SHIRT THAT DIDN'T WANT TO GET HER HANDS DIRTY WITH THE KIDS---- uh... Tell me I'm right! SOAPY IS SMART!

Jeez, you're a whore that will die of a venereal disease?

Hyperness won't save the day, SADISM WILL.

[djkiku]

YEAH. But at least I'll get laid right?? XDD HEY! You too!! At least we're getting laid right?? HAHAHA.

NO. SOAPY IS WRONG. BAD SOAPY. BAD SOAPY. I'm the one wrestling withmolesting the kids.

YOU HAVE NO TALENT!! YOU SUXORSSS. HAHA Kidding. Everyone loves talentless people! <3

More like Smexy's sadism will take over the world

[puppetstrings]

HEY!!!!!! (JAW DROPS)...yes, we BOTH GET LAID.

DAMMIT! IT WAS THAT FREAKIN OBVIOUS TOO! YOU WOULD LIKE TO BEAT & SQUISH THE KIDS' HEADS! You're the smexy sadist that can take on three! That's talent right there!

I just realized that those three girls are standing from tallest to smallest/smallest to tallest...that is creepy AMAZING! THEY SHALL GROW UP TO BE LIKE YOU!

XDDDDD I HOPE

[djkiku]

NO WAY MAN. If they grow up like me, I'LL CRY YOU KNOW. TT_TT They'll grow up to be savages liek me!! Sadists!! NO NO. THIS MUST NOT HAPPEN!!! Yes, talent, I admit. I'M GOOD. I grew up watching pr0n - uh uh , no I mean WWE wrestling matches. XD

HAHA!! I told them to pose that way. XDDD And my cousin who is younger than me, is liek, 3cm taller than me?!?!?! OH NOESSSSSSSSSS. OH NOESSSSSSSSS. O NOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. i KINDA feel your pain now.

The stars & baby pineapple say you will...

[puppetstrings]

I just realized that I have a pair of black glasses too...tell me...are yous my LOST TWIN?! hehe.

But then you'll have your own worshippers that shall follow your sadism ways and make the world suffer.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU "KINDA" feel my pains?! WE SHARE THE SAME SHORTNESS, SMEXY! ah, I always knew you wanted to be my master and tower over me (did that sound perverted?)...

YOU ARE ANYWAY!

TWIN?

[djkiku]

OH YES YES. NO IF WE TWINS, HOW I MARRY YOU!!! BUT YES. THEN IT'LL BE INCEST!! OH YES YES!! WOAH. How many glasses do you own?!?!

Yes, hey, don't say it like you don't liek sadism too! You liek sadism and you cannot lie. :333 And yes, I always wanted to tower over you. HELL YEAH. <33 That makes me, THE DOMINANT ONE!!!!! BOW TO ME! OH YES! BOW TO ME! TAKE OF YOUR CLOTHINGS!! OH YESS! AH YEAH BABY! GIVE IT TO ME BABYYYY!! Ahem koff. Grrr, sorry, my fingers got carried away. They need some whipping.