You Are Iceman
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So, we appear to have lost many of our forks. I don't know where they are right now. None in my room, none in Jon's room, and none that I could find in Dave's room. The dishwasher, which has been run twice today, is empty. There are a few in the sink, but none on the drying rack. Where the fuck are my forks? Maybe Greg took them and is ( Read more... )

hangers are a metaphor for my life: I throw the hangers on my bed, so that I can then hang up my clothes. The hangers get tangled up in each other, and I can't just take one and put a shirt on it. I grab one hanger, and it brings four or five friends with it, which then pull others, some of which fall of the bed and bounce farther. Nothing is ( Read more... )

What sucks at this moment is that I feel uninteresting. I feel like she is bored with me. And she probably is. Things haven't progressed very far at all in the past month. What the hell am I clinging onto? I'm just chasing after something I can't quite have. I've gotten a bit of a taste of it, but that's it. Now I am just chasing that. I ( Read more... )

I had two separate dreams involving crashing from the sky last night. Neither dream involved actually crashing hard enough to cause death or even injury, but enough to cause problems (not bodily problems, but outside issues) afterward. In the first dream, I was flying a helicopter and delivering mail to people. I brought the helicopter down, and ( Read more... )

I say that phrase a lot. Frequently, I use it as a space filler, but a positive one, and sarcastically. Right now, however, things appear to be picking up for old Jon. Not that things were terrible or anything, but they for sure weren't where I wanted them to be. Now I feel like things are on the right track. I finally have health insurance ( Read more... )

So, Don Knotts died on Friday. He was 81. While I know it's great that he lived to be 81, and I am happy that he had a full, happy life, the news of his death really bummed me out. I loved watching him on Three's Company, which I knew of before The Andy Griffith Show. He did awkward better than anybody else. One of the things that I liked so ( Read more... )

Your results:
You are Spider-ManSpider-Man 95%Green Lantern 85%Catwoman 80%Superman 70%Hulk 65%Robin 60%The Flash 60%Supergirl 50%Iron Man 45%Wonder Woman 35%Batman 25%You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.

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That was the fortune in my fortune cookie last night.

...stands for American Movie Classics. Whilst flipping channels trying to find something to watch, what do I find playing on AMC? The Graduate? No. Citizen Kane? Huh uh. Bonnie and Clyde? Wrong again. The movie that is currently playing is.....Tales From the Crypt: Bordello of Blood. You know: Corey Feldman, Angie Everhart, Dennis Miller, ( Read more... )