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Bulletin Post

Apr 25, 2008 18:32

Assistance is needed in transporting a large, delicate piece of equipment. Reasonable physical strength and/or superhuman abilities would be especially useful. Some form of compensation can be negotiated.

Please contact Ootori Kyouya via post for information.

((Kyouya wants to move the piano on Main Street to the cafe in Fantasyland. He'd prefer ( Read more... )

t-rex, pippi, kon, kyouya, tamaki, letter, katou

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philosopher_rex April 26 2008, 03:05:24 UTC

I can help you move it by stomping it into many tiny pieces that are much easier to move!

- T-Rex

yourshadowking April 26 2008, 03:32:11 UTC

T-Rex,

Appreciative as I am, this seems counter-productive.

...Am I correct in assuming I'm communicating with the green dinosaur who lives here?

Kyouya

philosopher_rex April 26 2008, 03:35:15 UTC

Kyouya,

Counter-productive but AWESOME!

That's me! At least I don't think there are any other T-Rexes here!

- T-Rex

yourshadowking April 26 2008, 03:41:08 UTC

T-Rex,

Interesting. Is causing destruction something you find enjoyable?

I haven't encountered any others.

- Kyouya

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no1likeher April 26 2008, 04:56:46 UTC

Hi Ootori!

I can halp yoo moov wat evar yoo ned mooved. Im verry strong!

- Pippi

Letter to Pippi yourshadowking April 26 2008, 05:18:32 UTC

Kyouya did a quick check of the notes he'd accumulated, but didn't find any Pippi listed, so he was unsure exactly who she was.

Pippi,

Thank you for your very generous offer. Would you mind telling me a little about yourself?

Thank you for your help,

Ootori Kyouya (Please feel free to call me Kyouya)

Re: Letter to Pippi no1likeher April 26 2008, 05:31:39 UTC

Oh Pippi did so like to get mail! She sent back a postcard she found in the pirate store.

Hi Kyouya!

My gudness thats alot of ys!

I gru up on my Papas boat upon wich we saled all over the wurld! We got seperated and I went to liv in oor hows in Sweden for a whyl.

Im 9 yers old.

Im verry strong, the strongist girl in the wurld!

Ok mebbe the strongist girl in MY wurld. If wut yoo need mooved is as hevy as a hors, fiv men and too kids on a big pees of wood or mebbe a car than I shoodnt hav annee truble liftin it! I can bee verry carfull so I wont brak it.

Wut els wood yoo lik too no?

- Pippi

Letter to Pippi yourshadowking April 26 2008, 05:46:51 UTC

Pippi,

I'm told it's a difficult name to spell when romanized, but I think many Japanese names are difficult for English speakers. It isn't important; the English spelling of my name doesn't really concern me.

I've just realized that I have been told about you by my friend Tamaki, so excuse me for not recognizing you sooner. That amount of strength is certainly impressive for a girl your age, but I certainly couldn't ask such a lovely young lady to do my lifting for me.

Thank you,

Kyouya

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hawaii_kid April 26 2008, 17:27:03 UTC

A note comes back in the mail,

Hi.. is it Ootori or Kyouya?

I'm Superboy, but you can call me Kon, and if you need something moved without damaging it, my Tactile TeleKinesis might be your best bet in the park, but if you've gotten a better offer, that's okay.

--SB

yourshadowking April 26 2008, 17:56:14 UTC

Kon,

My given name is Kyouya, which you may feel free to call me by.

If you don't mind my asking, what exactly is Tactile TeleKinesis?

Thank you,

Kyouya

hawaii_kid April 26 2008, 18:06:55 UTC

Kyouya,

Well, telekinesis is moving stuff with your mind, right? I do that, but I have to be touching whatever-it-is to control it. There's supposed to be a chance that I'll get better at it later (like, not have to be touching something anymore), but for right now.. *shrug*

So, does it sound like I could help?

No prob,

Kon

yourshadowking April 26 2008, 18:35:51 UTC

Kon,

Interesting. It does sound as though you might be able to help; I would like to move a piano from Main Street to Fantasyland, and I would hate to damage it in any way. Does this sound like something you'd be willing to do?

- Kyouya

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katoustheshit April 26 2008, 18:36:03 UTC

Hey, K-Dawg,

I'm all over helping such a close and personal friend. Just tell me what you need moved and where, and I'll help you out.

- Other K-Dawg

yourshadowking April 26 2008, 19:17:26 UTC

Katou,

I'm very pleased to hear that you'd be willing to help!

I was planning to move some furniture; would you mind helping me move some of the couches from the Innoventions ride to a location in Fantasyland?

- Kyouya

Kyouya didn't actually need the couches moved, but he wanted to see if Katou would actually do it, and they might be nice to have if he did. But this would also keep Katou out of his way if he was determined to cause trouble.

katoustheshit April 26 2008, 19:20:46 UTC

Really? Couches? Delicate piece of equipment his ass.

He wondered if Kyouya was just fucking with him. Still, even if he was, Katou was bored out of his skull.

K-Dawg,

Sure. Where in Fantasyland?

- Katou

yourshadowking April 26 2008, 19:29:16 UTC

Katou,

Outside the Peter Pan ride, if you don't mind. They're for a project of Tamaki's.

Thank you,

Kyouya

Well, they really were for a project of Tamaki's, even if Kyouya was handling all the planning. He and Tamaki could easily carry them to the cafe they'd chosen.

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