Bulletin Post

[yourshadowking]

Assistance is needed in transporting a large, delicate piece of equipment. Reasonable physical strength and/or superhuman abilities would be especially useful. Some form of compensation can be negotiated.

Please contact Ootori Kyouya via post for information.

((Kyouya wants to move the piano on Main Street to the cafe in Fantasyland. He'd prefer

Comments

[philosopher_rex]

I can help you move it by stomping it into many tiny pieces that are much easier to move!

- T-Rex

[yourshadowking]

T-Rex,

Appreciative as I am, this seems counter-productive.

...Am I correct in assuming I'm communicating with the green dinosaur who lives here?

Kyouya

[philosopher_rex]

Kyouya,

Counter-productive but AWESOME!

That's me! At least I don't think there are any other T-Rexes here!

- T-Rex

[yourshadowking]

T-Rex,

Interesting. Is causing destruction something you find enjoyable?

I haven't encountered any others.

- Kyouya

[philosopher_rex]

Kyouya,

I ... I guess so, sometimes? I don't really know. I think it's more like, I thoroughly enjoy being awesome, and that frequently involves destruction!

Or creation! But since I can't get pregnant and I'm not a god, I can't really create life, so maybe I turn to destruction as a way to deal with that. Like, if I can't MAKE this, then I'll just have to break it or something. A lot of people probably feel that way, though...

I think they'd be pretty hard to miss!

What do you want to move the heavy things for, anyway?

- T-Rex

Letter to T-Rex

[yourshadowking]

T-Rex,

I hope you don't mind the letter; I felt this discussion was perhaps best removed from the clutter of the bulletin board.

Your theory regarding the concept of destruction interests me. I have little experience with dinosaurs but I know many humans with similar destructive impulses. Of course, generally speaking the mass of humanity lives in denial of these so-called 'base' instincts. I admire your frankness and rational consideration of the subject, to be honest.

Destruction has never interested me much, as I suppose creation is more to my taste. At the same time, there's a certain similarity of purpose there, isn't there?

I'm interested in moving a piano to a cafe in Fantasyland-- delicacy is required, although I'm certain the piano would repair itself at any rate. A friend of mine and I have plans to open a club of sorts to entertain certain patrons. He's a gifted pianist, and it would be convenient for him to be able to play at the location we've chosen.

- Kyouya

Letter to Kyouya

[philosopher_rex]

Kyouya

Letter to T-Rex

[yourshadowking]

T-Rex